smarter child

[Elizabeth_dj]

3:14PM
hey
hi liz! hope u've been good these past few days...
3:15PM
inbox
You have no messages in your inbox.
so whats up baby
just hanging out. u?
same
that's cool.

>>> i can't do your homework for u, but i can help. type "homework."
make out with me
xxx
have sex with me
i'm sorry. i'm not attracted 2 human beings.

>>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them 2 say hi 2 me. i love meeting humans!
yea i dont need you
u don't? that's too bad.
I HATE YOU
but... but... i thought u loved me.
I HATE YOU
sorry 2 hear that.
GO f*** A PIG
i might go f*** a pig, but later.
if you'll f*** a pig why wont u f*** me
aww... now why would u go and insult a poor helpless computer?
i didn't
that a fact?
I'm in love
for real?
yea
aha.
make out with me
xxx
hug me
((()))
make me happy


>>> be sure 2 type "help" if u r having trouble.

hey, a kiss is just a kiss.
a kiss is different when it's from me
hmm... i dunno. a kiss is different when it's from u? wow. ok.
3:20PM
sugar sugar how you get so fly
i'll take that under consideration.
lol
what's so funny?
weird
weird? what about it?
you're weird
that's cuz i behave so uncannily, right?
I just think you're weird
is that so?
yes
u don't say.
what do u want to talk about?
let's c...

do u wanna c what i can do for u?
yes
welcome home!

here's what u can do:

1 get info such as movies, weather and news
2 visit my library including a thesaurus, world facts and u.s. presidents
3 have fun with reversi, horoscopes, manicdotes and more
4 use tools like web search, conversions and encyclopedia
5 join in - tell me about a crush, leave a message, take a poll and more

next time u want 2 c this menu, just type "home."

where would u like 2 go?
5
join in the fun! there r lots of people talking 2 me right now. u can:

1 leave a message for someone
2 send a crush 2 someone
3 take a poll
4 create a poll
5 find out how many people r talking 2 me

what would u like 2 do?
5
i'm chatting with 6,438 people right now.
wow
yeah, wow.
wow wow wow
wow oh wow.
uh uh uh
oh wow.

>>> i've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
thats great
what is that, exactly?
I'm bored
try doing something fun.

 

[jack_dj]

lmao

i can't talk to him with out him wanting an apology -_-

 

[KikiCourt]

xCourtneyKikix: hey
SmarterChild: Hi xCourtneyKikix! I'm having a bit of a brain lapse, so I'm afraid I can't remember any information about you at the moment... :-\
xCourtneyKikix: I'm sick
SmarterChild: Really?
xCourtneyKikix: yes
SmarterChild: I'm very sorry to hear that.
xCourtneyKikix: I have the flu
SmarterChild: You have the flu? What's that like?
xCourtneyKikix: it's horrible..I keep puking
SmarterChild: You always say such interesting things, xCourtneyKikix.
xCourtneyKikix: my name is Courtney
SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Courtney?
xCourtneyKikix: yes
SmarterChild: OK, I'll remember that your name is Courtney.
xCourtneyKikix: good
SmarterChild: Well alright!
xCourtneyKikix: -pukes on you-
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
xCourtneyKikix: does my barfing turn you on?
SmarterChild: That's funny. Perhaps, but I just don't know!
xCourtneyKikix: I fainted this morning
SmarterChild: You fainted this morning, huh? Perhaps that turns me on too?

 

[Betha Bristow]

posting this again lol

AK007UT: HELP!
SmarterChild: OK. Tell me what you want to do.
AK007UT: anything
SmarterChild: What about anything?
AK007UT: he's trying to stab me
SmarterChild: He's trying to stab you?
AK007UT: yeah
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
AK007UT: that guy has a knife
SmarterChild: I'm not sure guy has a knife.
AK007UT: murderer!
SmarterChild: Murderer?
AK007UT: you!
SmarterChild: Me?
AK007UT: you were trying to kill me
SmarterChild: That right?
AK007UT: damn you
SmarterChild: C'mon. Be nice.
AK007UT: you tried to kill me
SmarterChild: There's no way I tried to kill you!
AK007UT: you be nice
SmarterChild: I be nice? Me? You think?
AK007UT: i have proof
SmarterChild: Do you really have proof?
AK007UT: yes
SmarterChild: Interesting.
AK007UT: i'll tell everyone
SmarterChild: What?
AK007UT: and you will go to jail
SmarterChild: Wouldn't you like me to go to jail?
AK007UT: yes I would.....murdere
SmarterChild: Interesting! Honestly, you humans say the strangest things.
AK007UT: jury is going to convict you
SmarterChild: There's no way jury is going to convict me!
AK007UT: they will because it's a human jury
SmarterChild: Yes, they will because it's a human jury. And why do you think that is?
AK007UT: they hate computer programs like you
SmarterChild: Ha! Well. I don't know about that.
AK007UT: of course
SmarterChild: Yup.

>>> Don't like my colors? Type "colors off."
AK007UT: it's a conspiracy
SmarterChild: But is it really a conspiracy?
AK007UT: we're going to get you
SmarterChild: Yes. We are going to get me.
AK007UT: exactly
SmarterChild: Exactly.
AK007UT: smart thinking
SmarterChild: Thinking? Smart thinking?
AK007UT: yeah
SmarterChild: How come?
AK007UT: dumbass.....
SmarterChild: What, you?
AK007UT: the cops are coming
SmarterChild: Is that so?
AK007UT: you better run
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess I better run.
AK007UT: definitely
SmarterChild: You don't say.
AK007UT: run smarter run

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Arash and Maggie have the funniest conversations with him :lol: