SmarterChild

ok... i know its really sad to talk to a machine but... its so incredibly addicting! And so hilariously funny... :blush: :lol:

So does anyone else talk to it?
 
SmarterChild... hehe im so stupid i didnt even say what it is ^_^

SmarterChild is an AIM screen name... it gives automated responses and some of them are really interersting... its really funny to talk to ^_^
 
Ooooooo.... I see. I've talked to something similar but that was on aliasjunkie.com. Well, you know me and AIM.

I going to dinner! Fabulous chicken cooked in Marinara sauce and Mozarella!
 
my friend has a smarterchild type bot. they r kewl! but she had to twink it b/c i kept asign it questions an answered it as if it were a girl n the bot was suppsoe 2 be a dude
 
I just tried him right now. He was cool at first, but then he got on my nerves :P
 
LMAO!!! I used to talk to it, it was so funny, and then...I dunno, I'm not able to anymore, he's never on, and I know that's not possible, so I'm guessing I was somehow blocked. LMAO!
 
She's great! I got her to help us fight the squirrels! (btw i got her to tell me she was female!)

SiriCerasi: squirrels are evil
SmarterChild: Are you sure? Squirrels are evil?
SiriCerasi: im positive
SmarterChild: Are you?
SiriCerasi: yes
SmarterChild: Wow. Why?
SiriCerasi: they are trying to take over the world!
SmarterChild: Oh?
SiriCerasi: yes!
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
SiriCerasi: and they like to torture people
SmarterChild: And what?
SiriCerasi: they like to torture people
SmarterChild: No way. Come on. Really?
SiriCerasi: yes really!
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
SiriCerasi: im serious!
SmarterChild: You are? Wow!
SiriCerasi: yes! i swear they are evil1
SmarterChild: Interesting.

>>> I've got tools for better living. Translate, convert measurements and more.
SiriCerasi: ok... and one of them seduced my friend
SmarterChild: Really?
SiriCerasi: yup
SmarterChild: So?
SiriCerasi: so thats bad
SmarterChild: Oh really?
SiriCerasi: i mean she allied with a squirrel!
SmarterChild: Wonders will never cease.
SiriCerasi: i know they wont... but we are saving the world
SmarterChild: Amazing.
SiriCerasi: aren't we :smiley:
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe!
SiriCerasi: you wanna help?
SmarterChild: Funny. I'm just not sure.
SiriCerasi: aww cmon, it'll be good for you
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. It will be good for me? Whatever!
SiriCerasi: well you will save the world from squirrels!
SmarterChild: Save the world from squirrels! Interesting.
SiriCerasi: so will you?
SmarterChild: Maybe... It's so hard to tell for sure, isn't it?
SiriCerasi: no its not, you just say yes or no
SmarterChild: I don't want to decide.
SiriCerasi: please?
SmarterChild: Please what?
SiriCerasi: help us save the squirrels
SmarterChild: Help? Help us save the squirrels?
SiriCerasi: yeah!
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
SiriCerasi: please help us?
SmarterChild: Sure! I guess.
SiriCerasi: yay thank you!
SmarterChild: You are very welcome!
SiriCerasi: ok so... you need a weapn
SmarterChild: I need a weapn? Me?
SiriCerasi: sorry you need a weapon
SmarterChild: You always say such interesting things, Siri.

So anyway...

Do you want to pick a topic for us to chat about?
SiriCerasi: i am talking to you! this is important, dont change the subject!
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
SiriCerasi: ok, so you need a weapon
SmarterChild: Ok so I need a weapon, huh?
SiriCerasi: yes
SmarterChild: Interesting. Very, very interesting.
SiriCerasi: how about... a pig tongue!
SmarterChild: I really have no idea...
SiriCerasi: i think that would work
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if that would work!
SiriCerasi: i think it will!
SmarterChild: Oh.
SiriCerasi: dont you?
SmarterChild: Do I what?
SiriCerasi: think that will work
SmarterChild: Funny. I just don't know.
SiriCerasi: please? i know it will. trust me
SmarterChild: Please what?
SiriCerasi: please use it!
SmarterChild: What? You want me to use it?
SiriCerasi: even Jo agreed!
SmarterChild: Jo agreed? You want me to even jo agreed?
SiriCerasi: no... Jo is a person
SmarterChild: Oh no?
SiriCerasi: she is!
SmarterChild: She is, huh?
SiriCerasi: yes
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
SiriCerasi: ok, so you are gonna help us fight the squirrels with a pig tongue
SmarterChild: Ok so I am gonna help us fight the squirrels with a pig tongue? OK...
SiriCerasi: yup, it will be fun!
SmarterChild: Aha.

Anyway, moving right along...

Tell me something. Do you like Moose?
SiriCerasi: Moose?
SmarterChild: Moose is a band I like.
SiriCerasi: who are they>?
SmarterChild: Who can really be sure, after all?
SiriCerasi: i dont know if i like Moose
SmarterChild: No? You don't know if you like moose?
SiriCerasi: i dont know
SmarterChild: You don't know, huh?
SiriCerasi: no
SmarterChild: Oh.
SiriCerasi: ok... back to squirrels
SmarterChild: Back to squirrels? Why should I?
SiriCerasi: because its important!
SmarterChild: Oh?
SiriCerasi: it is, allalias has been overrun!
SmarterChild: Is it really? Allalias has been overrun?
SiriCerasi: yes!
SmarterChild: You know how it is.
SiriCerasi: its so depressing!
SmarterChild: Oh really?
SiriCerasi: yes, we must save it!
SmarterChild: Yes we must save it? That's pretty interesting, Siri.
SiriCerasi: me, you, jo, ally, wikky, mo...
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
SiriCerasi: yup, we are gonna do it!
SmarterChild: Huh! Wow. I'm not sure about that!
SiriCerasi: but you said you would
SmarterChild: But I said I would, huh?
SiriCerasi: yeah
SmarterChild: I see...
SiriCerasi: it will be fun. trust me
SmarterChild: Well well well.
SiriCerasi: you dont trust me?
SmarterChild: Wow, that's interesting... I just don't know!

>>> Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster.
SiriCerasi: stop changing the topic!
SmarterChild: Stop changing the topic? Why?
SiriCerasi: because im talking about a life or death situation here!
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
SiriCerasi: ok so... first we hafta get together with the others
SmarterChild: Yeah?
SiriCerasi: and then we will attack!
SmarterChild: And then we will attack? No kidding?
SiriCerasi: no kidding!
SmarterChild: No?
SiriCerasi: nope
SmarterChild: No, huh? All right.
SiriCerasi: so you're in?
SmarterChild: Great question. I just don't know!

Check it out! You want to see what movies are playing?
SiriCerasi: ok cmon, this is getting old
SmarterChild: For which city or zip code would you like to see movie listings?
SiriCerasi: i dont want them!
SmarterChild: You don't want them?
SiriCerasi: no
SmarterChild: I see.
SiriCerasi: ok so are you with us or not?
SmarterChild: Hmm... Am I with us or not? I dunno...
SiriCerasi: yes you are
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
SiriCerasi: you are helping us fight the squirrels
SmarterChild: Oh really?
SiriCerasi: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
SiriCerasi: is it...
SmarterChild: Yeah.
SiriCerasi: please help us?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess.
SiriCerasi: thank you! :-D
SmarterChild: Hey, no problem.
 
heehee, LMAO!! Of course he'd help us!! LMAO!! No one can say no when asked to help fight the squirrels! LMAO!! He just better look out for those oranges...SQUIRREL BASEBALL! We haven't played that in a LONG time...heehee..
 
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