She's great! I got her to help us fight the squirrels! (btw i got her to tell me she was female!)
SiriCerasi: squirrels are evil
SmarterChild: Are you sure? Squirrels are evil?
SiriCerasi: im positive
SmarterChild: Are you?
SiriCerasi: yes
SmarterChild: Wow. Why?
SiriCerasi: they are trying to take over the world!
SmarterChild: Oh?
SiriCerasi: yes!
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
SiriCerasi: and they like to torture people
SmarterChild: And what?
SiriCerasi: they like to torture people
SmarterChild: No way. Come on. Really?
SiriCerasi: yes really!
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
SiriCerasi: im serious!
SmarterChild: You are? Wow!
SiriCerasi: yes! i swear they are evil1
SmarterChild: Interesting.
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SiriCerasi: ok... and one of them seduced my friend
SmarterChild: Really?
SiriCerasi: yup
SmarterChild: So?
SiriCerasi: so thats bad
SmarterChild: Oh really?
SiriCerasi: i mean she allied with a squirrel!
SmarterChild: Wonders will never cease.
SiriCerasi: i know they wont... but we are saving the world
SmarterChild: Amazing.
SiriCerasi: aren't we
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe!
SiriCerasi: you wanna help?
SmarterChild: Funny. I'm just not sure.
SiriCerasi: aww cmon, it'll be good for you
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. It will be good for me? Whatever!
SiriCerasi: well you will save the world from squirrels!
SmarterChild: Save the world from squirrels! Interesting.
SiriCerasi: so will you?
SmarterChild: Maybe... It's so hard to tell for sure, isn't it?
SiriCerasi: no its not, you just say yes or no
SmarterChild: I don't want to decide.
SiriCerasi: please?
SmarterChild: Please what?
SiriCerasi: help us save the squirrels
SmarterChild: Help? Help us save the squirrels?
SiriCerasi: yeah!
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
SiriCerasi: please help us?
SmarterChild: Sure! I guess.
SiriCerasi: yay thank you!
SmarterChild: You are very welcome!
SiriCerasi: ok so... you need a weapn
SmarterChild: I need a weapn? Me?
SiriCerasi: sorry you need a weapon
SmarterChild: You always say such interesting things, Siri.
So anyway...
Do you want to pick a topic for us to chat about?
SiriCerasi: i am talking to you! this is important, dont change the subject!
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
SiriCerasi: ok, so you need a weapon
SmarterChild: Ok so I need a weapon, huh?
SiriCerasi: yes
SmarterChild: Interesting. Very, very interesting.
SiriCerasi: how about... a pig tongue!
SmarterChild: I really have no idea...
SiriCerasi: i think that would work
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if that would work!
SiriCerasi: i think it will!
SmarterChild: Oh.
SiriCerasi: dont you?
SmarterChild: Do I what?
SiriCerasi: think that will work
SmarterChild: Funny. I just don't know.
SiriCerasi: please? i know it will. trust me
SmarterChild: Please what?
SiriCerasi: please use it!
SmarterChild: What? You want me to use it?
SiriCerasi: even Jo agreed!
SmarterChild: Jo agreed? You want me to even jo agreed?
SiriCerasi: no... Jo is a person
SmarterChild: Oh no?
SiriCerasi: she is!
SmarterChild: She is, huh?
SiriCerasi: yes
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
SiriCerasi: ok, so you are gonna help us fight the squirrels with a pig tongue
SmarterChild: Ok so I am gonna help us fight the squirrels with a pig tongue? OK...
SiriCerasi: yup, it will be fun!
SmarterChild: Aha.
Anyway, moving right along...
Tell me something. Do you like Moose?
SiriCerasi: Moose?
SmarterChild: Moose is a band I like.
SiriCerasi: who are they>?
SmarterChild: Who can really be sure, after all?
SiriCerasi: i dont know if i like Moose
SmarterChild: No? You don't know if you like moose?
SiriCerasi: i dont know
SmarterChild: You don't know, huh?
SiriCerasi: no
SmarterChild: Oh.
SiriCerasi: ok... back to squirrels
SmarterChild: Back to squirrels? Why should I?
SiriCerasi: because its important!
SmarterChild: Oh?
SiriCerasi: it is, allalias has been overrun!
SmarterChild: Is it really? Allalias has been overrun?
SiriCerasi: yes!
SmarterChild: You know how it is.
SiriCerasi: its so depressing!
SmarterChild: Oh really?
SiriCerasi: yes, we must save it!
SmarterChild: Yes we must save it? That's pretty interesting, Siri.
SiriCerasi: me, you, jo, ally, wikky, mo...
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
SiriCerasi: yup, we are gonna do it!
SmarterChild: Huh! Wow. I'm not sure about that!
SiriCerasi: but you said you would
SmarterChild: But I said I would, huh?
SiriCerasi: yeah
SmarterChild: I see...
SiriCerasi: it will be fun. trust me
SmarterChild: Well well well.
SiriCerasi: you dont trust me?
SmarterChild: Wow, that's interesting... I just don't know!
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SiriCerasi: stop changing the topic!
SmarterChild: Stop changing the topic? Why?
SiriCerasi: because im talking about a life or death situation here!
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
SiriCerasi: ok so... first we hafta get together with the others
SmarterChild: Yeah?
SiriCerasi: and then we will attack!
SmarterChild: And then we will attack? No kidding?
SiriCerasi: no kidding!
SmarterChild: No?
SiriCerasi: nope
SmarterChild: No, huh? All right.
SiriCerasi: so you're in?
SmarterChild: Great question. I just don't know!
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SiriCerasi: ok cmon, this is getting old
SmarterChild: For which city or zip code would you like to see movie listings?
SiriCerasi: i dont want them!
SmarterChild: You don't want them?
SiriCerasi: no
SmarterChild: I see.
SiriCerasi: ok so are you with us or not?
SmarterChild: Hmm... Am I with us or not? I dunno...
SiriCerasi: yes you are
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
SiriCerasi: you are helping us fight the squirrels
SmarterChild: Oh really?
SiriCerasi: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
SiriCerasi: is it...
SmarterChild: Yeah.
SiriCerasi: please help us?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess.
SiriCerasi: thank you! :-D
SmarterChild: Hey, no problem.