Soap Operas!

[KikiCourt]

Ok, this is sorta like a game so I'm not sure where it belongs. ^_^
I start with a sentence or two, and then the next person continues WITHOUT reading the post above (with a soap opera related sentence, of course). So when it reaches 30 pages, I'll combine each sentence and It will be one big crazy soap opera that makes no sense! (Not like they do anyway! :lol: )

Ok, I'm starting! No peeking now! :seehearspeak:


XANDER! :shocked: You slept with my monkey's uncle?! OMG...and so that means...that after the freak pencil accident....you're my -dramatic gasp- SISTER! :thud:

 

[Alias_Girl_624]

Vaughn, oh vaughn, where for out thou Vaughn?

 

[bluheart13]

OMG.....Syd....You're actually Vaughn's....Vaughn's......SISTER :shocked:....and you...and you....DID ALL THAT STUFF.....HOW COULD YOU??!!

 

[Dim Bulb]

my mother's my sister!

 

[DoNtFrOsTtHePiE 47]

"You mean you seduced Sydney into sleeping with you?"




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This is supper cool. Wait can we look at the posts after we finish our post or no? I wont until I know. lol

 

[KikiCourt]

This is supper cool. Wait can we look at the posts after we finish our post or no? I wont until I know. lol

yes, but only after!

 

[Alias_Girl_624]

but ... but ... how could that be?? I loved you. and then you turned away from me!

 

[KikiCourt]

Alfred, stop picking your nose. You know it's unsanitary and yet you continue to mess up my life with it! -sob-

 

[karlee]

Vaughn you cant sleep w/ your sister!

 

[kidblink83]

The woman you fell in love with wasn't me. It was my evil twin!

 

[Dim Bulb]

kip: but, i thought you loved ME, not that manwhore julian.
george: i told you kip, i just have a connection with you, not julian.
kip: but where else am i gonna find another man like you?
george: well, your father is quite a gorgeous guy...

 

[TephieD]

This....cannot...be!!!!

 

[Dim Bulb]

oh you just HAD to run him over didnt you, didnt you! just because you wanted all that inheritance money.

you know i did it for you.

i love that in a man! you beast!

 

[TephieD]

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!!?!

 

[Dim Bulb]

who...am...i?

 

[Frogboy_Lives]

But wait, he's not actually dead!

 

[Aliasgirl47]

Jacquiline: I've been meaning to tell you for so long, Sergio... I'm pregnant... for Ronaldo... you see, he pleases me in a way you never could, not after you got your man pieces cut off by that run away lawn mower...

Sergio: Please, I hate speaking of that... I will hodl a grudge on that lawn mower boy forever... I will kill him for it and take his man pieces instead so that then I can make love to you like I used to... and you wouldn't have to sleep with Ronaldo, the monkey at the zoo for pleasure...

Jacquiline: He's not a monkey! He's an ape!! The biggest at the zoo!

Sergio: ape.. monkey... same difference..

Jacquiline: no it's not!! and anyway you can't take man pieces from the lawn guy, because he isn't a guy at all... he's a crossdresser...

Sergio: *gasp* NOOOOOOOOOO

 

[MiffenShell]

WHY!? HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? YOU KNEW THAT I LOVED HIM!!!*sobs very loudly*

 

[Frogboy_Lives]

Alas, for my mother's uncle's cousin's roomate's brother is Jack Bristow!

 

[AliasBabe12]

gosh ur sucha wh0re!!! first u get with my brother, then my father, then the guy who i am having an affair with, and now my half sisters best friedns brother!!!! HOW COULD YOU!!!???


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