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you know u want this. but u cant have it. its MINE!!! all MINE!!! i'll never give it to anyone but my iguana! NEVER!! this lingere is VERY valuable!!
 
no ... no ... that just can't happen! that would mean that my sisters uncles cousin is a vampire too! unless joey really isn't shane's brother? or andy isn't their father! its a catastrophy!
 
*Ivy* I know what you've been doing, Jason. I'm not going to cover for you anymore. We have to tell her. After all, she'll be your wife in a few days.

*jason* Not if I can help it. Do you think I would actually marry..HER?!

*Ivy* What? I thought you loved her?
 
harmony: if you dont watch it, after what you did... you'll be sorry!
justin: i seriously doubt that.
harmony: i'll getchu! i will. two days from tomarrow!

*3 days later*

harmony: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! dodge this you chimp loving bas****!
*runs over justing with ferrari*
 
*walks in on husband kissing another woman* What the hell is going on here?!

(husband) "What does it look like? I've got to have someone. You neglect me."

Neglect you! It's the other way around! Oh well, I shall have to kill you like my last 3 husbands. *bang*
 
man 1: get in the elevator, NOW!
man 2: ok. dont hurt me.

*elevator falls down shaft, killing man 2*

man 1: after sleeping with my wife like that, this was the kindest thing i could have done for him.
 
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