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mrs. charlie
From People magazine...
I used to be a Britney fan up until she got with Federline. I know that baby news is supposed to be happy but I'd be totally BSing if I said I were overjoyed and congratulated the couple. Let's hope that Child and Family services doesn't have to make a third visit to the Spederline household. That's all I hope for.
I'll just end this by posting these "New Rules" from Bill Maher
Anna Nicole Smith can't get pregnant until Britney's baby grows up. There are just not enough investigators at Child Family Services to keep these two infants alive at the same time. Anna Nicole, if you're that desperate for a toothless human who can barely speak and cries every time he sees your breasts, find yourself another husband.
Angelina Jolie must adopt Britney Spears' baby. Britney Spears was recently blessed with a drooling, helpless, little dependent. And after marrying Kevin Federline, they had a baby. Since then, that baby's been dropped and misplaced more often than a set of car keys. First, Britney blamed the nanny, then she blamed the high chair, then she blamed the media. Hold on, I think we've found a replacement for Scott McClellan!
Britney Spears and husband Kevin Federline are expecting their second child together, Spears told David Letterman during a surprise visit to his show on Tuesday.
"Don't worry, Dave, it's not yours," the singer joked.
"Oh. Well, I think that's good news for both of us," Letterman responded, according to a show transcript.
Spears's announcement, first reported by Access Hollywood, was confirmed by her rep.
Spears, 24, and Federline, 28, already have a son, Sean Preston, who was born in September of last year. The pop star, who has been on an extended hiatus for nearly two years, calls motherhood "such an intense experience."
Spears wed Federline in September 2004, and the pair began talking about starting a family soon after. "I can see myself as a mom. Next year at 23, I am so there," she told PEOPLE shortly after the wedding. Just four days short of the couple's first wedding anniversary, she had accomplished that goal.
As for her career, Spears told PEOPLE in February, "I'm going to (get back to work), but I'm going to do it with definite balance for my baby because I want him to have the best of both worlds."
Spears, who lives with Federline and "Sean P" in their newly remodeled home in Malibu, recently returned to the spotlight by making a guest appearance on Will & Grace.
Meanwhile, Federline is following in his wife's footsteps: His debut album Playing with Fire is scheduled for release in August.
Of her domestic life out of the spotlight, Spears added: "I'm happy. I'm very blessed. I have a beautiful home, a wonderful family, supportive, loving people around me. I have a great life.
I used to be a Britney fan up until she got with Federline. I know that baby news is supposed to be happy but I'd be totally BSing if I said I were overjoyed and congratulated the couple. Let's hope that Child and Family services doesn't have to make a third visit to the Spederline household. That's all I hope for.
I'll just end this by posting these "New Rules" from Bill Maher
Anna Nicole Smith can't get pregnant until Britney's baby grows up. There are just not enough investigators at Child Family Services to keep these two infants alive at the same time. Anna Nicole, if you're that desperate for a toothless human who can barely speak and cries every time he sees your breasts, find yourself another husband.
Angelina Jolie must adopt Britney Spears' baby. Britney Spears was recently blessed with a drooling, helpless, little dependent. And after marrying Kevin Federline, they had a baby. Since then, that baby's been dropped and misplaced more often than a set of car keys. First, Britney blamed the nanny, then she blamed the high chair, then she blamed the media. Hold on, I think we've found a replacement for Scott McClellan!