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Spy Lessons

Discussion in 'Alias Fun' started by Azhria Lilu, Dec 20, 2002.

  1. Azhria Lilu

    Azhria Lilu Rocket Ranger

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    Location:
    Derbyshire, UK
    Be cautious, you may be working for the enemy
    And your father may be the enemy
    If you dad says he says airplane parts, investigate
    Red hair looks good
    Blue hair looks good
    But in fact, he may not be
    You can use some tools for many purposes
    If your parent died in an “accident”, investigate it
    If an old love comes back, investigate him/her
    When spying on someone in a vehicle, stay a block behind them
    Never underestimate the enemy
    If you see water coming, run (don't just stand there!)
    Inflatable furniture rocks (in fact, it’s super swank!)
    Only confide in someone if you must and/or it won’t risk his/her life
    Don’t assume something is the size you thought it was
    Teeth being pulled out = bad
    Insulting BITEME guy = good
    If you are trying to escape in a party, and are caught, the best alibi is to say you were looking for a restroom
    High tech gadgets can be found in many disguises - from lipstick to cell phones
    “The Man” could actually be a woman
    If there is someone from centuries ago supposedly writing about you, RUN.
    Fire Extinguishers are for bashing down doors, breaking locks, freezing
    bolts before smashing them with it and also putting out fires
    spilling lemonade on old books and then holding them up to a candle can help you learn the truth
    If you go somewhere besides where you told your best friends you were going,
    ditch the ticket stub.
    Don't trust delivery boys looking for your boss's office.
    If your friend has cancer tell her to never drink wine if her husband gives to her.
    Even if you think you can handle all your problems, you might come to see that you can't.
    Adrenaline is the best drug.
    If your friend writes a story about SD-6 he/she might be on heroine
    Always have screw driver where ever you go
    Always go out to save your handler yourself because the people who were supposedly "look for him" will probably not find him. Besides, he would likely be shirtless.
    One day you may hate one parent more than the other, but tomorrow you might feel differently
    It's okay to disobey FBI or any other government official if they are being a jerk and your CIA buddies will back you up.
    Never trust a person who tried to turn you against your former best friend.
    Especially if he looks a lot like one of the former James Bond actors.
    Never break into the Vatican alone.
    If you ask nicely, your torturer may grant you the wish of starting with the teeth in the back.
    Never say you know about something that you really don't (circumference)
    Don't tell your fiancé anything that could get you in trouble
    Never drink a wine that was given to you by your interrogator unless you want to have blood transfusion.
    When driving an ambulance, while trying to get a bomb out of one of the nobel peace prize winner's body, while trying to avoid the bad guy who will try to get close enough to activate the bomb, throw the bomb back at the bad guy as soon as you get it out.
    Before you kill somebody in a mask, make sure he's not someone you care about, even if he's trying to kill you.
    When your CIA handler accesses your father that he might be responsible for killing his own father, tell him that it could have been your dead mother instead.
    When your mother asks you "who are you working for", try not to be too sarcastic if you do not want to get shot.
     
  2. vaughneya

    vaughneya Rocket Ranger

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    Location:
    san jooooose, cali
    awesome!
     
  3. Alias

    Alias Rocket Ranger

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    I'm already starting to act like that. And a lot more too.
     
  4. Freelancer 006

    Freelancer 006 Scout

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    Location:
    Arizona would be nice right now
    Great lessons.

    ::takes quick notes::
     
  5. Flames24

    Flames24 Rocket Ranger

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    [N]orth [C]arolina aka NASCAR Country
    Great things to keep in your mind. I already am.
     
  6. Trish

    Trish Creative Genius at Work

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  7. spysurfergrl247

    spysurfergrl247 Rocket Ranger

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    Where the lovers lose...
    Those are relly good :king: they rock good job!!! (y) (y)
     
  8. twinzz2003

    twinzz2003 Rocket Ranger

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    New Motto: Always be Prepared (Hee Hee) :redhair:
     
  9. agent hidden eyes

    agent hidden eyes Rocket Ranger

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    san diego,california
    good to know
     
  10. agent hidden eyes

    agent hidden eyes Rocket Ranger

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    san diego,california
    boycott=vaughn..lol
     
  11. twinzz2003

    twinzz2003 Rocket Ranger

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    Cool!! I would love to be a spy!! Hee Hee!! Especially if a cute guy like Vaughn was my handler!! LOL!!!!! :redhair:
     
  12. lollierockstar

    lollierockstar Scout

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    lol! :LOL: those are funny!! great job!!
     
  13. vaughnmyangel

    vaughnmyangel Rocket Ranger

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    cute how to not get yourself kille dwhile being a doubvle agent
     
  14. Sydney Look Alike

    Sydney Look Alike Rocket Ranger

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    One more thing. Don't tell your fiance that you are a spy for the CIA! :ph34r:
     
  15. Sydney Look Alike

    Sydney Look Alike Rocket Ranger

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    And, don't fight someone while you are 100' above the ground on an old wooden ladder. These are great! ^_^
     
  16. Sydney Look Alike

    Sydney Look Alike Rocket Ranger

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    By the way, I've thought about putting my 5 year old sister in Project Christmas. She's pretty smart! And she'd probably be good at languages because she strated talking very soon after she turned 1. :LOL:
     
  17. SiriCerasi

    SiriCerasi Rocket Ranger

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    CA
    LOL, trying to get rid of her?
     
  18. aliasbabe48

    aliasbabe48 Rocket Ranger

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    wow these are really funny!~LOL~great job charlie, AGAIN!
     
  19. Azhria Lilu

    Azhria Lilu Rocket Ranger

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    FYI: That was submitted to me, I didn't write that :)::edits out all of the "sexy"s out of the post to avoid confusion:::)
     
  20. shakila

    shakila Rocket Ranger

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    Location:
    Quebec,Canada
    those were really good
     

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