Be cautious, you may be working for the enemy And your father may be the enemy If you dad says he says airplane parts, investigate Red hair looks good Blue hair looks good But in fact, he may not be You can use some tools for many purposes If your parent died in an “accident”, investigate it If an old love comes back, investigate him/her When spying on someone in a vehicle, stay a block behind them Never underestimate the enemy If you see water coming, run (don't just stand there!) Inflatable furniture rocks (in fact, it’s super swank!) Only confide in someone if you must and/or it won’t risk his/her life Don’t assume something is the size you thought it was Teeth being pulled out = bad Insulting BITEME guy = good If you are trying to escape in a party, and are caught, the best alibi is to say you were looking for a restroom High tech gadgets can be found in many disguises - from lipstick to cell phones “The Man” could actually be a woman If there is someone from centuries ago supposedly writing about you, RUN. Fire Extinguishers are for bashing down doors, breaking locks, freezing bolts before smashing them with it and also putting out fires spilling lemonade on old books and then holding them up to a candle can help you learn the truth If you go somewhere besides where you told your best friends you were going, ditch the ticket stub. Don't trust delivery boys looking for your boss's office. If your friend has cancer tell her to never drink wine if her husband gives to her. Even if you think you can handle all your problems, you might come to see that you can't. Adrenaline is the best drug. If your friend writes a story about SD-6 he/she might be on heroine Always have screw driver where ever you go Always go out to save your handler yourself because the people who were supposedly "look for him" will probably not find him. Besides, he would likely be shirtless. One day you may hate one parent more than the other, but tomorrow you might feel differently It's okay to disobey FBI or any other government official if they are being a jerk and your CIA buddies will back you up. Never trust a person who tried to turn you against your former best friend. Especially if he looks a lot like one of the former James Bond actors. Never break into the Vatican alone. If you ask nicely, your torturer may grant you the wish of starting with the teeth in the back. Never say you know about something that you really don't (circumference) Don't tell your fiancé anything that could get you in trouble Never drink a wine that was given to you by your interrogator unless you want to have blood transfusion. When driving an ambulance, while trying to get a bomb out of one of the nobel peace prize winner's body, while trying to avoid the bad guy who will try to get close enough to activate the bomb, throw the bomb back at the bad guy as soon as you get it out. Before you kill somebody in a mask, make sure he's not someone you care about, even if he's trying to kill you. When your CIA handler accesses your father that he might be responsible for killing his own father, tell him that it could have been your dead mother instead. When your mother asks you "who are you working for", try not to be too sarcastic if you do not want to get shot.