Star Wars Pickup Lines


An Old Friend
Dec 6, 2004
Gulf Coast
Star Wars Fans Pick Up Lines

Hey, Beautiful. What's a nice girl like you doing waiting in line without bathing for 10 days?

Your place or my Mom's?

I... uh... ummm... I... uh... (slaps own forehead) Stupid! STOO-pid!

You're even prettier than my fantasy girlfriend.

I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby.

Date, or date not -- there is no 'let's just friends be'.

If you only knew the power of the Dork Side.

How's about a long time of Joe, in a bedroom not far away?

Nice buns, Princess! On your head, that is.

Honey, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places!

If I said you had a mint first-edition, still-in-box action figure, would you hold it against me?

I'm gonna be an evil warlord when I grow up. Want a Milk Dud?
Oct 22, 2008
Seattle, WA
Re: StarWars Pickup Lines

Hey Skiwirlinator;):),

Good pick up lines. Ive got a few for you:

"Is that a light saber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

"I dont have sex with girls...i enjoy it Han-solo";)

"Ill let you yoda on my balls"

"Im as hard as C3PO"

"They made a new color light saber called flesh...wanna see?":p