GAAAAAAHHHH! NOW YOU GOT ME ALL EXCITED!! I want to go REEEEEALLY bad now!! How fun!! How many clases do you have on the class day?? Do you guys ever play volleyball? ^_^ Thanx so much for telling us what goes on! It really helped!
Ok...you're skit...well...you should have a family :lol: and they're always fighting and really mean to each other...and something should go wrong with one of the kids...like he goes missing or something...and the whole family has to come together and rescue him/her and do all this detective work and at first they still keep fighting but then they realize that if they want to get anything done they have to work together...and so they're all happy and stuff once the find the kid and they all live happily ever after lol
Now in order to make it interesting each family member should have some querk...the mom could be really clumsy and nervous...and is always dropping things and running into stuff and wringing her hands...
The Dad could be a cheesy game show host on TV and he's all goofy and has really big teeth and bobs his head...you know the type...and he acts game show hosty in real life and he often uses phrases like..."come on down", "you're the next contestant", "let's tell him what he's won Johnny!", and "oh, that's too bad...but as a consolation prize...a lifetime supply of air fresheners!", ya you get the point...lol
One of the boy kids could be really full of himself and carries a mirror around with him everywhere and talks to himself in the mirror and compliments himself and combs his hair all the time...etc...
One of the girl family members could be like a mysterious drama girl...who reads poetry and drinks coffee and talks really slowly and dramatically...and wears black all the time
Another one of the kids could be a pratical joker with hand buzzers...whoopee cushions, rubber chickens, black ink on the telescope, water squirting flowers, that sort of thing...This kid could set off everyone with his jokes and get them fighting again...
Then you have a baby who thinks he's a bear and tries to attack everyone lol
Then there's a perfectly normal kid who's really sad because he hates all this fighting...he never joins in on the fights...and he always tries to get them to stop fighting but they just yell at him...so he runs away...
OK...so here's how the story goes...The whole family is in the kitchen...the mom is at the sink washing dishes and she makes really loud noises and keeps dropping the dishes (make the dishes pie plates so they dont really break but they bake loud noises), the dad has a microphone in his hand and is mouthing words silently and doin his cheesy gameshow host thing, the conceited kid is on a chair looking all cool with sunglasses on and talking to himself in the mirror and checking himself out, the drama girl is drinking coffee and snapping her fingers while writing in a notepad, the baby is running around like a jungle thing and attacking everyone and stops to beat on his chest like tarzan, normal kid is reading a book in the corner...and the joke kid walks through the door from outside and hands his mom a flower...but the flower squirts the mom in the face and she drops the flower shes holding and the cup she has in her hand...so the joke kid and mom start fighting, then the mom and kid go silent but keep mouthing like they're fighting and then the dad and conceited son start talking...the son is talking to himself in the mirror saying how good looking he is and brushing his hair back, etc...and the dad is standing next to him talking animatedly and he throws his arm out while he's talking and hits the son in the face and knocks his glasses off...so the son gets really mad and the dad and his start fighting really loud...meanwhile the mom and joke kid are still fighting too...then the dad and cocky kid keep fighting but are silent too...so then bear baby runs across the room to drama girl and takes the pad she's writing in and starts to rip out the pages...the girl chases after him and runs around the room and soon the whole family is in one big fight...except for normal kid who is still in the corner...he puts his book down and tries to stop the family from fighting...he talks to them and tells them how he hates them fighting all the time and they should stop...but they don't even notice he's talking because they're all too busy fighting...so he yells really loud that he's leaving the house once and for all and he grabs his book and runs out the door...the family keeps fighting for a little while until normal kid can get out of the house and slams the door really loud...the noise makes them jump and they stop fighting and the mom drops the spoon she's holding and one of the kids goes, "what was that"...and then another one of the kids says it was just (normal kid's name) saying he was gonna run away...so the mom gets all worried and tells everyone that they're going to go find him...so they leave and head out into the woods...
In the woods they meet this group of frogs ( you can have a maximum of 4 or less frogs for this part)...they ask the frogs if they've seen normal kid...the frogs say something really random like "the duck flies at midnight" and the family's like "yes thats nice, but have you seen normal kid?" The frogs answer randomly again ...so the family asks yet again and the frogs answer randomly again also...then the family gets mad and starts to yell at the frogs and asks them why they wont tell them if they've seen normal kid...and the frogs reply calmly and say "you didn't say please." So the family goes quiet for a minute and asks the frogs politely if they've seen normal kid and the frogs point and say, "he went that way"
So the family heads off in the direction the frogs indicated and birds start throwing nuts at them (you can have people in the audience throw the nuts or if you need more people to have parts you can have them run in and throw them then run off again really fast) So one of the nuts hits cocky kid and he thinks dram girl threw it at him so they start fighting...the dad gets hit with a nut and he thinks the mom threw it so they start fighting...then a nut hits bear baby and he thinks joke kid threw it at him so bear baby tackles joke kid to the ground and they start wrestling...then a wanders on the stage and says MOOOOOOOOO really loud. The family stops fighting (the mom drops something) and the all look at the cow...the cow introduces himself and says his name is Ronald or something...joke kid steps forward and shakes his hand with a hand buzzer on it...Then the family introduces everyone and tells the cow that they're looking for normal kid...the cow says that he talked with normal kid and that normal kid told him he ran away from home because his family kept fighting...the family becomes somber and the mom starts to cry...everyone hugs her and then they start hugging each other and they all say they're sorry...drama girl gives up her coffee...cocky boy throws away his mirror...joke kid puts his whooppee cushion to the ground...the dad gives up his microphone and bear baby throws away his caveman club he's been hitting people with...then the cow tells them which way normal kid went and they go that way
The go farther and they meet this crippled old elf with a cane who asks if the family is missing a son...they say yes and the elf tells them he let normal kid stay in his treehome...so he takes them to his home and they go inside (the mom runs into the door first)...sitting on a chair is normal kid...and they all rush to him and hug him...the family asks normal kid to come home but he says he doesnt want to go home because they always fight...the family says that they've said they're sorry and promise not to fight again...normal kid says, "really?", then they all say yes and they all hug and say I love you!"
THE END
Ok sorry...that isn't very good...don't feel like you have to use it...it kinda sucks lol...But I hope maybe it helps a little...
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