The Golden Rules For Living

Tom

An Old Friend
Joined
Dec 6, 2004
Location
Gulf Coast
#1



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  1. If you open it, close it.

  1. [*] If you turn it on, turn it off.
    [*] If you unlock it, lock it up.
    [*] If you break it, admit it.
    [*] If you can't fix it, call in someone who can.
    [*] If you borrow it, return it.
    [*] If you value it, take care of it.
    [*] If you make a mess, clean it up.
    [*] If you move it, put it back.
    [*] If it belongs to someone else, get permission to use it.
    [*] If you don't know how to operate it, leave it alone.
    [*] If it's none of your business, don't ask questions.
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Tim

Creative Writer
Joined
Jan 16, 2005
Location
England
#2
On theme, not sure whether you'll laugh or have an eyebrow raising experience, but here we have, through trial and error, Tims three rules for dating :

1) Mustn't smell
2) Mustn't talk with a funny voice
3) Must be clinically sane.
 
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