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The Golden Rules For Living

Discussion in 'Open Chat' started by Tom, May 11, 2008.

  1. Tom

    Tom An Old Friend

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    1. If you open it, close it.

    1. [*] If you turn it on, turn it off.
      [*] If you unlock it, lock it up.
      [*] If you break it, admit it.
      [*] If you can't fix it, call in someone who can.
      [*] If you borrow it, return it.
      [*] If you value it, take care of it.
      [*] If you make a mess, clean it up.
      [*] If you move it, put it back.
      [*] If it belongs to someone else, get permission to use it.
      [*] If you don't know how to operate it, leave it alone.
      [*] If it's none of your business, don't ask questions.
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  2. Tim

    Tim Creative Writer

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    On theme, not sure whether you'll laugh or have an eyebrow raising experience, but here we have, through trial and error, Tims three rules for dating :

    1) Mustn't smell
    2) Mustn't talk with a funny voice
    3) Must be clinically sane.
     
  3. Starbeast from Planet X

    Starbeast from Planet X Benevolent Galaxy Being

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    Sounds like a list of things that are common sense.
     

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