The Golden Rules For Living


An Old Friend
Dec 6, 2004
Gulf Coast

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  1. If you open it, close it.

  1. [*] If you turn it on, turn it off.
    [*] If you unlock it, lock it up.
    [*] If you break it, admit it.
    [*] If you can't fix it, call in someone who can.
    [*] If you borrow it, return it.
    [*] If you value it, take care of it.
    [*] If you make a mess, clean it up.
    [*] If you move it, put it back.
    [*] If it belongs to someone else, get permission to use it.
    [*] If you don't know how to operate it, leave it alone.
    [*] If it's none of your business, don't ask questions.
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Creative Writer
Jan 16, 2005
On theme, not sure whether you'll laugh or have an eyebrow raising experience, but here we have, through trial and error, Tims three rules for dating :

1) Mustn't smell
2) Mustn't talk with a funny voice
3) Must be clinically sane.
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