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The Golden Rules For Living

Discussion in 'Open Chat' started by Tom, May 11, 2008.

  1. Tom

    Tom An Old Friend

    Dec 6, 2004
    Gulf Coast

    Source Unknown
    1. If you open it, close it.

    1. [*] If you turn it on, turn it off.
      [*] If you unlock it, lock it up.
      [*] If you break it, admit it.
      [*] If you can't fix it, call in someone who can.
      [*] If you borrow it, return it.
      [*] If you value it, take care of it.
      [*] If you make a mess, clean it up.
      [*] If you move it, put it back.
      [*] If it belongs to someone else, get permission to use it.
      [*] If you don't know how to operate it, leave it alone.
      [*] If it's none of your business, don't ask questions.
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  2. Tim

    Tim Creative Writer

    Jan 16, 2005
    On theme, not sure whether you'll laugh or have an eyebrow raising experience, but here we have, through trial and error, Tims three rules for dating :

    1) Mustn't smell
    2) Mustn't talk with a funny voice
    3) Must be clinically sane.
  3. Starbeast from Planet X

    Starbeast from Planet X Benevolent Galaxy Being

    Sep 19, 2009
    Illinois, planet Earth
    Sounds like a list of things that are common sense.

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