The Golden Rules For Living

[Tom]

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1. If you open it, close it.

1. 
   [*] If you turn it on, turn it off.
   [*] If you unlock it, lock it up.
   [*] If you break it, admit it.
   [*] If you can't fix it, call in someone who can.
   [*] If you borrow it, return it.
   [*] If you value it, take care of it.
   [*] If you make a mess, clean it up.
   [*] If you move it, put it back.
   [*] If it belongs to someone else, get permission to use it.
   [*] If you don't know how to operate it, leave it alone.
   [*] If it's none of your business, don't ask questions.

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[Tim]

On theme, not sure whether you'll laugh or have an eyebrow raising experience, but here we have, through trial and error, Tims three rules for dating :

1) Mustn't smell
2) Mustn't talk with a funny voice
3) Must be clinically sane.

 

[Starbeast from Planet X]

Sounds like a list of things that are common sense.