Tom
An Old Friend
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- If you open it, close it.
[*] If you turn it on, turn it off.
[*] If you unlock it, lock it up.
[*] If you break it, admit it.
[*] If you can't fix it, call in someone who can.
[*] If you borrow it, return it.
[*] If you value it, take care of it.
[*] If you make a mess, clean it up.
[*] If you move it, put it back.
[*] If it belongs to someone else, get permission to use it.
[*] If you don't know how to operate it, leave it alone.
[*] If it's none of your business, don't ask questions.