The Sights I've Seen

[Tom]

So I'm walking home from work and in my mind's eye I spied...

...a chipmunk with a tattoo of a hammer on his side...
...three blind monkeys operating a unicycle...
...and...

 

[Kevin]

"I'll have whatever he's having..."

 

[Tom]

A cork with a loose screw

who got toilet paper in the particle accelerator?

a flying pig!

a trunicated leg chamber