kk I got this off a site people just posted some funny ways people SCREW UP THE SYDNEY&VAUGHN MOMENTS u are welcome to add on! 1. alice is placed outside the hotel window banging saying noooooo!!! 2. Vaughn asks Sydney over dinner........."Do you mind if Alice joins in?" 3. syd and vaughn leave discreetly, francie throws herself at the window and shouts , "is that the michael that you like?!" 4. "Uh Syd?" "Yes Vaughn?" "Will says you have a crush on me....Now I'm sorry but I already HAVE a girlfriend......." 5. "hey, syd, whenever you do your hair thing, you remind me of your mom!!!" 6. Since we are breaking protocol....I think it would be best if Weiss tags along and makes sure everything remains professional...."and forget his head wound, he's ok. he too was shot by your mom" 7. syd, "let me introduce you to my parents..." 8. Vaughn :So now that we had our first date, does this mean I need to go in hiding....You know, with everthing that happened to Danny and Will.... 9. syd "it was nice of you taking me out to a picnic by the deserted oil pumps, but, now what happens???" 10. So You've met my dysfunctional family......When do I get to meet your Aunt Trish?? 11. will to syd "so does the cia, ever condone some agents dating?? maybe i should ask your father!" 12. I hate to say this, but Will is going to tag along....He's doing research for the CIA on Office relationships...I knew you wouldn't mind.... 13. vaughn to syd "how do you want me to introduce you, as the daughter of my dad's assassin, or my handlee" 14. Syd to Vaughn, "You know that I have to invite Sloane to the wedding right?" 15. syd to vaughn, "If francie bothers you so much, why don't we figure out how to kill her? I mean Charlie won't miss her 16. Are you sure you're over that virus that you got from Taipei?? I DON'T want to take any chances........ 17. syd to vaughn, "why do we always have to meet secretly?? sd-6 hasn't done anything to me, just the boyfriends." 18. You know Vaughn, I hate to say it, but your a bit of a wuss.,....Grow a spine and we'll talk. 19. "my man would have to be able to kick some real a**. maybe i should be with sark instead???" 20. Oh I'm sorry Vaughn. I'm married with 5 kids....It's a little to late to do the "date thing" 21. "i don't think i could marry you. do you realize who's going to be your mother in law???" 22. Not to mention that my dad doesn't like you that much either...... 23. vaughn to will "so how do you feel about sydney???" 24. Syd to Vaughn: "I'm sorry, unless you can beat me in an arm-wrestling match, I won't bed-wrestle." 25."You know it's always so much more interesting to have three in a room" 26. Syd finds out that Vaughn is also a double agent... for SD-6. 27. In the heat of passion, Syd moans out, "Oh, Arvin, you big stud!!" 28. For christmas Vaughn gives sydney a copy of protocal 29. Vaughn looks at pg.47 of rambaldi prophesy "What were they thinking this chick's uglier than a horse's rear end!" lol k add more if you'd like! lol I did a few of them some at the beginning and some at the end! lol! have fun!