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Ways to Alias-ize Your Summer

Discussion in 'Alias Fun' started by Azalea, May 15, 2003.

  1. Azalea

    Azalea Azy in Wonderland

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    Looking for ways to have an Alias-centric summer, but want to do more than just watch reruns? Well, then, look no further. This list will give you plenty of suggestions on how to incorporate aspects of Alias into your daily life, letting you eat, sleep, and breathe your favorite show!

    (NOTE: These are just jokes, guys. I made them up when I was bored today. Don't actually do any of them!! :LOL: )


    Ways to Alias-ize Your Summer

    1. Get a job at a place that strictly prohibits dating between co-workers. Proceed to fall in love with a co-worker. Enjoy the angsty goodness.

    2. Call your local Family Services Hotline. Tell them that your mom is an enemy of the United States who tricked your dad into a sham marriage to obtain government secrets and that she now claims she loves you. Ask what courses of therapy they recommend.

    3. Try to enroll all the young children in your family in Project Christmas. It may be too late for you, but they can still become kick-ass spies.

    4. Go to an antique bookstore and steal page 47 out of every single book. Create your own book made up of just page 47s.

    5. When arguing with family and friends, become unreasonably dramatic and say things like "You won't get away with this", and "I will make sure you pay."

    6. Dress up like a Japanese geisha girl and offer people massages.

    7. When other people are around, pretend to be asleep. Yell "Don't frost the pie!" When they tell you what you said, act surprised.

    8. Go on a Bristow-style family vacation to India. Convince mom and dad to jump off a train with you.

    9. Try to convince everybody that your best friend is actually an evil clone of your real best friend, who was murdered. If they refuse to believe you, show them a tape of you and your boyfriend/girlfriend in bed. Don't bother to explain how that proves anything.

    10. Tell your fellow employees at McDonald's that they've been lied to and are actually working for the enemy, and that the bad guys have your dad and will kill him unless they tell you what's in the Big Mac secret sauce.

    11. When a telemarketer calls your house, say to them, "Listen to me, you son-of-a-b****. You have been a plague on my life. Every time I sat across from you, all I could do was fantasize about slashing your throat!" They will most likely not try to sell you anything after this.

    12. Go to your nearest Rite-Aid and transform yourself into a sorority girl in the bathroom. (If you are of the male gender, transform yourself into a drag queen.)

    13. Ride as many mechanical bulls as you possibly can, preferably while wearing an outlandish Russian cowgirl outfit.

    14. Try to see if you can get a Ph.d in American Literature without ever attending a single class.

    15. Learn to speak Ewok.

    16. When you go to anybody else's house, ask if you can have a drawer. When anybody comes to your house, offer them a drawer.

    17. Spend inordinate amounts of time at the local ice hockey rink. Convince random strangers to catch you when you fall. Get your mom to play along; have her dress up like Irina and knock you down on the ice.

    18. Go to an S&M club. Tie up a German guy and steal his pants. If you can't find a German guy, any guy will do.

    19. Call the CIA and repeat what Syd said in the phone booth at the end of "The Telling" about "confirmation looking glass". See where it gets you.

    20. Get your boyfriend or girlfriend drunk. When they pass out, put on a wedding ring. Wake them up and try to convince them they've been missing for two years.

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    Okay, now you guys make some up! I wasted half an hour on this, now it's your turn! :LOL: :LOL:
     
  2. Marlene

    Marlene Guest

    omg! i am so going to do #11! and maybe #12!

    hrm...this has been bugging me...what does S&M stand for...there was a huge discussion that i had with my family...i gto em all addicted to alias!
     
  3. Sarahmañana

    Sarahmañana Rocket Ranger

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    LMAO

    those were great!
     
  4. kate_jones

    kate_jones Rocket Ranger

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    Those are great! :LOL: I'm definately going to try to do some of those this summer!!!
     
  5. Vaughn_Lovah

    Vaughn_Lovah Vaughn's Chin Fondler

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    These were my fav! I was cracking up, actually laughing out loud. lol hahaha
     
  6. GO Syd

    GO Syd Rocket Ranger

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    how funny
     
  7. Alias_Gay

    Alias_Gay Rocket Ranger

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    I am gonna be doing #'s: 4, 11 and 20 ... :blink:

    Alias
    aLias
    alIas
    aliAs
    aliaS
     
  8. bluheart13

    bluheart13 Rocket Ranger

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    hehehe pretty funny
     
  9. crazy spinster

    crazy spinster Rocket Ranger

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    s&m stands for sadism & masochism. it's a sexual term. i won't go into details because i think it's probably a tad inappropriate for this forum. ;)

    and azalea - that list was hilarious!!

    hahahahhaha!! i loved this one! :LOL:

    :LOL: man, wouldn't it be great if that was actually possible?
     
  10. IrinaDerevko

    IrinaDerevko Rocket Ranger

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    Yay! Now we'll all have a great Alias-filled summer.

    There aren't any Rite-Aids here! Dammit.
     
  11. VaughnFan13

    VaughnFan13 Rocket Ranger

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    lol...number 11 is funny...i like messing with telemarketers...they bug me sooo much!
     
  12. nance

    nance TUMS

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    hmm.... i'm gonna try ALL OF THEM!!! LMAO!
    oh wow it's 11:00... good night fellow alias freaks!!!!
     
  13. Victoria King

    Victoria King Rocket Ranger

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    LOL!!!these were great, i loved the page 47s one!!!i am going to do that becuase that is hilarous but i have an idea that could make that more fun! once you have the book of all page 47s, bury it in your yard then get all dressed up in a mission outfit(or hide it in your house) and when there is ppl around act all spylike and ask to sneak out and go and find rambaldi!LOL!!!!!!
    ideas:
    take karate and kick boxing classes
    buy old looking flower pins and rig them with listening devices then plant them randomly about at friends houses or in the public, then turn up the feed really loud and see if anyone tries to talk into it
    go and perform at a french night club(or just a night club!) and after one song try to find a creepy looking guy and dart off the stage
    if you have to pick up a friend, brother/sister or whoever from somewhere pull by really quick and yell "name, GET IN!" when they get in tell them to throw on the wig in the back then go into the sd-6 is not real monologue!
    see how many disguises you can create and pull off in public
    test to see if any of your friends will eat their least favorite ice cream, if they do start attacking
    if you are by an ocean, throw your beeper in it(if not a beeper, a cell phone, palm pilot or other small technical device will work!)
    ask the nieghboorhood group of kids to put on a thanksgiving play and ask to be the turkey!
    ask your boyfriend to bring his laptop over the next time he comes, order him to take a shower then sneak about the laptop
    go see a therapist and call her dr.bartnett and tell her about what is going on with you and vaughn and how his marriage is completely ruining your life
    take a trip to see conrad the monk, if you cant find conrad just find a monk and try to get him to show you the rambaldi manuscript
    put on makeup then smear it, after this dress in shabby clothes then stand in the middle of town and sing pop goes the weasel
     
  14. Moriel

    Moriel Banned

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    hahaha! that's so funny. Victoria King i'm going to do #4 and #11. i love messing with telemarketers. it's so fun. one time i told this one guy that called asking if i wanted to refinance my morgage. (i don't have a morgage to pay) i told him that everyone was moved out and that if he calls again i'll sue him it was so funny.
    if i burried a book of all page 47s in my back yard and then dug it up and pretended to descover rambaldi:

    a. my mom would think i'm insane and phyco

    b. my dad would get mad because i dug a hole on our property

    c. my sis would want to do it with me

    d. my family would start dissing me and make me sleep in a tent outside where the coyotes are so they can eat me alive.
     
  15. musically83

    musically83 Rocket Ranger

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    oh my goodness...these are hilarious!!!


    how..how..hhoooow aboooout going arround stststststuttering liike Marshaalll and keeeep doooinng iittt uuntill soommmeeeooneee yells "get to the point" attt yoouu?
     
  16. aliasjgfanaticmv

    aliasjgfanaticmv Rocket Ranger

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    LMAO!!! Those are great, and I'm proud to say, I've already done #11!! ^_^
     
  17. Moriel

    Moriel Banned

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    i'm going to do #11. jo, century 21 keeps calling my #. one time they called and i was like: i don't want to sell my house, i don't own a house, i just happen to live in one
     
  18. crazy spinster

    crazy spinster Rocket Ranger

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    - force your boyfriend/girlfriend to say "joey's pizza?" every time they call you. always respond, "wrong number."

    - arrange secret rendezvouses with your significant other. try locations such as a grocery store, a pier, a car wash, a blood mobile, the park, or a deserted warehouse. arrive at the location as discreetly as possible then proceed to converse with your significant other without ever making eye contact.

    - steal your friend's sister's passport and try to pass off as her. then steal her credit card and go to taipei.

    - use your lipstick as a camera. or as a bug killer.

    - find a collection of old, first edition literature. hold a candle up to every page to look for hidden codes.

    - check your mother's earrings to see if they're beeping in morse code.

    - adorn your office or bedroom with inflatable furniture.

    - offer your coworker some pigs in a blanket.

    ~

    that's all i can think of at the moment. :D
     
  19. Moriel

    Moriel Banned

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    i already have a bedroom of inflatible furniture
     
  20. Victoria King

    Victoria King Rocket Ranger

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    LOL!!!that sounds like my family, except my dad would think im psycho and my mom would yell at me for the hole!LOL! :LOL:
     

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