Ways to Alias-ize Your Summer

~Call the CIA or Langley and tell them you just woke up in Hong-Kong,you don't know how you got there and you're requesting pick-up.~

~Walk up to the desk at your local library with your brother or boyfriend.In a British accent say "My name is Marie Robinson and this is my associate,Frederick Fields." Then have your brother or boyfriend say "Hello" in the worst British accent they can do. Then tell them your computer crashed and you need to use one of their servers.~

~Go up to a really HOT guy or girl that you see all the time and tell them "You do have an oven,you know, we can reheat."~

~Get you and your friends trucker CBs (I think that's what they are),get on them and go back and forth saying,"3 agents down at SD-4" ,"2 agents dead at SD-9","1 agent injured at SD-3". Then one of you say "Sir,reports are still coming in,but we appear to be in control of all Alliance facilities."~
 
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