Ways you know you're an Alias fan

550. Whenever someone uses the phrase "time will tell" you automatically shout out: "That is the 8th episode in the 1st season of ALIAS!"

551. Whenever someone uses the phrase "truth takes time" you automatically shout out: "that is the 18th episode in teh second season of ALIAS!"
 
552. When you totally start hyperventilating when you see a license plate "SMBV 13" because you are convinced it stands for "Sydney & Michael" and "Bristow & Vaughn."
 
553. when you realize you've lost weight, cuz you've sat so much in front of the tv watching alias, or in front of the computer on this site, that you've forgotten to eat... :P
 
554. when you check ur monster.com account and you get a hit from the cia and you freak out. Sorry, im a cs major and i guess they keep looking for tech's, i still think its cool.
 
your mom gets you a monkey from Teddy Crafters (i love monkeys) and not only names him Vaughn, but informs you on the certificate that "he's been assigned as your new handler" (thanx mom :love: )
 
557. when your relationship with your best friend began because you were eavesdropping and heard "jennifer garner" so you immediately jumped in with "do you watch alias?" and had about a 20 minute discussion with other ppl at your lunch table just looking on. (this really happened to me)

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559 When your in geometry class and your teacher starts talking about the circumference and you get up and ask him what he knows about it....
 
560. when you tell any you know who is a reporter that if someone tells them not to pursue a story they shouldn't. it will just get them in trouble
 
561. When you start creeping around the house, hugging the walls and doing army rolls to emulate a CIA clandestine mission
 
562. You walk by a man in a sharp dressd suit and wonder if he works for Sloane
563. When someone you call answers the phone you say "Joey's pizza?"
564. You instinctivly distrust people who say they work in a bank
565. Anyone speaking in a forien agent you automatically think is a spy
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566. When you and your friends are trying to make a movie of your own, and when everyone tries to decide a name for the bad guy, you suggest Slone. Then throw a fit when everyone else doesnt like it.

567. When your family goes to LA for vacation and you and your brother are bound and determined to find and stalk one of the Alias cast members. :lol:

568. When you visit the intermational Spy museum in DC and get so excited you can hardly stand it.

569. When you visit the internation spy museum and your teacher asks questions and you can proudly answer them because of what you've learned on Alias.
 
567. When you are making a puzzle that requires no thinking (because you already know it,) your father is responsible, so yell at him.
 
568. when you take a meyers-briggs test, and instead of answering it completely as yourself, you stop and think, "what would sydney do?"

569. when you visit the cia website and take the online job direction test and then freak when you get "Very Good Match" for both Clandestine Service and Analytical Posistions

570. And then you take it over again, just to make sure it wasn't a fluke

571. When what you really want to do after college and graduate school is join the CIA, but you're afraid if you tell everyone this, when it really happens the CIA won't take you cause you've already blown your cover
 
573. When you get annoyed when your cousins spend the whole day at your place and effectively bar you from posting on any Alias boards while they hog the computer.

574. When you fall asleep by counting the number of ways you know you're an Alias fan.
 
575. Every time you enter a hotel room or a new house, you wonder if the room is bugged.

576. Every time you enter a hotel room or a new house, you wonder if the room is rigged.
 
577. When the Alias season finale is about to begin, you run outside screaming "Yeah!!!! Alias season finale!!!! Hopefully you'll die by the end of this season, Sloane!!!!!"
 
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