SpongeBobSquarePants
Cadet
I from the land of many beavers; not so fast you dirty minded pervs! LOL. I meant Canada! Toronto Canada in particular. And no it's not a stereotype, almost all of us do love hockey, including moi! Go Leafs Go! Well, neither of my parents are from this Gretzky loving land, my mom is from France and my dad is from Germany (Gotta love that snizzle!). I have an aunt and cousins who live in australia but I have never met them, would love to go down under though (Stop with the dirty thoughts. Wink, wink). Also, to all you American's, sorry I meant United Americans, U.S.Aers, Yankies, whatever; Canadians don't hate you. Canadian don't hate Americans, no, Canadians hate HICKS! Thats right, hicks. Ignorant, racist, homophobic, bomb loving, overly conservative, overly religious, living in a trailer park, incest marriages (go Kentucky) etc, etc, etc. If you ever come up to Canada, a lot of houses have Canadian and American flags outside (awwww freiends). Canadians HATE George Bush though. Woooooo, do we ever. We don't understand why he seiged a war on a country that claimed to have no weapons while he did nothing to North Korea who is bragging about their weapons.
Anyways, Canada's a cool country that supports diversity and freedom. Health care is free, Sweeeeeeet! Also, Canadians' are funny, witty, nice people and if you ever visit us, just remember this one thing DON'T SLAM HOCKEY OR YOU'LL GETA CAN OF WHOP-AS# OPENED ON YOUR BUTOCKS!
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Anyways, Canada's a cool country that supports diversity and freedom. Health care is free, Sweeeeeeet! Also, Canadians' are funny, witty, nice people and if you ever visit us, just remember this one thing DON'T SLAM HOCKEY OR YOU'LL GETA CAN OF WHOP-AS# OPENED ON YOUR BUTOCKS!
Message from a Toronto Cracker 
