-Frequently wears black clothing.
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Quote: I'll stop wearing black when they invent a darker colour.
Uh oh...and those poor kids who go to a school with a black uniform, lol.
-Wears bandand/or rock t-shirts.
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Noooooooooooooooo!!! This mean I cant wear my 'God Loves You' by the Brothers of Jesus album cover T-Shirt anymore.....Nooooooooooooo!
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
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How do you measure 'excessive', lol.
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically.
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Oh dear...
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or
anything else that involves Satan.
This newsletter sure contains a lot of Satan...
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of
self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses
pain to detract from the light of God and His love.
Please seek immediate attention for this at your local
mental health center.)
Way for the church to make situations like depression worse...declare them as evil...
Maybe if they weren't made to sit through sermons...
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
Insomnia and sleeping patters are evil...lol.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form
of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the
idea that His light is of no use.)
Ahh, the evils of disliking somthing that burns, can cause skin cancer, and can be uncomfortable.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
Teenagers? Wanting privacy? They must be conversing with the devil...
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so
that your child may speak to evil sprits through
meditation.)
Too funny!
-Insists on spending time with friends
while unaccompanied by an adult.
Back in the day, teenagers frequently went out to the cinema, clubs and shopping with their friends...they were always accompanied by an adult though...
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a
few examples of this.
Ha ha ha...
ditto
ditto
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
GOTH RELATED FOODS...too funny! Parents, take notice: wholesome cereals include "Crunchy Crosses" "Poppin' Prophets" and the our favourite, "Rice Reverends".
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
(Ask your local church for proper programs that your
child may watch.)
Media? Corrupted? Never! I mean look at this fantastic newsletter...
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature
Role playing nature...alas, poor Pac-Man, no longer should I control your movement.
.-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.
Ah well...
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include:
Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca,
Hinduism and Buddhism.
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Who wrote this?
I could read this all day...:lol: Sex-Dwarf, that is too funny...and sad
Jai