xdancer said:
Lewis: Hey, George? Can I tell you something? We're gonna win this thing. We're gonna get the votes and we're gonna win. And after we do, I mean that very night, I'm gonna go to Sam & Harry's, I'm gonna order a big steak, and I'm gonna make a list of everybody who tried to f*** us this week.
Robin: Lewis!
Lewis: Vote your conscience, you chicken-s*** lame-ass! (hangs up phone) We lost Jarrett.
Kodak: I hope so. 'Cause, you know, if that was an "undecided," then we need to work on our people skills.
~The American President
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:lol: Love that one.
That movie has so many good quotes.
"People want leadership, Mr President, and in the absence of genuine leadership, they'll listen to anyone who steps up to the microphone. They want leadership. They're so thirsty for it, they'll crawl through the desert toward a mirage and when they discover there's no water, they'll drink the sand." - Lewis
"Lewis, we've had presidents who were beloved, who couldn't find a coherent sentence with two hands and a flashlight. People don't drink the sand because they're thirsty. They drink the sand because they don't know the difference."- President Shephard
"We had a nice couple of minutes together. She threatened me, I patronized her. Didn't have anything to eat, but I thought there was a connection." - President Shephard
"America isn't easy. America is advanced citizenship. You've got to want it bad, because it's gonna put up a fight. It's gonna say, "You want free speech? Let's see you acknowledge a man whose words make your blood boil who is standing center stage and advocating at the top of his lungs that which you would spend a lifetime opposing at the top of yours. You want to claim this land as the 'land of the free'? Then the symbol of your country cannot just be a flag. The symbol also has to be one of its citizens exercising his right to burn that flag in protest. Now show me that, defend that, celebrate that in your classrooms. Then you can stand up and sing about the 'land of the free.'" - President Shephard
"It's Christmas."- Robin
"It's Christmas?"- Lewis
"Yeah. You didn't get the memo?"- Leon
"Lewis, however much coffee you drink in the morning, I want you to reduce it by half."- President Shephard
"I don't drink coffee, sir."- Lewis
"Then hit yourself over the head with a baseball bat, would you please?"- Shephard
"Janie, make a note. We need to schedule more events where somebody gives me a really big fish."- President Shephard
"Yes sir."- Janie
"Janie, I'm kidding."- Shephard
"... Of course, sir."- Janie
