what's your fave marshall quote?

brandy

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marshall's the tense-moment- breaker in alias..

<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>"did u just hear a BANG??"
" 'cause that's my brain exploding!"
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just love that!! the guy's a genius!! :cool:
and he's also funny.. :LOL:
 

DarthSloane

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The episode in season 1 where Syd goes to Kenya to find Hassan's new identidy.

Marshall gives her the red glasses and says

'They're super swank!'
 

ms.katejones

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Ooh, I love the Marshallness. Definitely "Hi, welcome, don't kill me" and "I always say if it's not Baroque, don't fix it" and of course "Hallo" with that hilarious British accent. :D
 

brandy

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i also love his poem for sydney...

"i lost my keys...where are they?" :ROFLMAO:
:laughing: :sideroll:
 

syrai

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Vaughn said:
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Oh that was funny.

Then there's of course:

Marshall (to Vaughn): Let’s face it, you’ve got the looks, I’ve got the brains.

Marshall: (holding Sloane's severed finger) Hey, Sloane gave me the finger. <-Mwuahahaah. That's just funny!

Marshall: (to Sark) Hi. Welcome. Don't kill me.

Marshall: You know what I always say - if it ain't Baroque, don't fix it!

Sydney: What were you saying to those guards?
Marshall: I think I said, "I can smell you from here" in Ewok.
Sydney: Ewok?
Marshall: Official language of the indigenous creatures on the planet Endor.

What you seriously didn't expect me to pick just one now did you? :rolleyes: That's only a start :busted:
 

jgmvlover

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he also happens to be the largest owner of pornographic art in madrid. which i thought was an interesting fact. sorry
slone: marshall would you please go back to work?
Marsh: just to clarify , i'm not being fired
Slone: back to work means not fired
 

MargoSark

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When Syd, Vaughn, and Lauren all are at work for the first time and Marshall comes up with the CD for Syd...

Marshall:Syd.
Syd: Marshall
Marshall: Listen i made you a mix CD of all the most popular songs over the past two years. Not so you can listen to all the impossible bad boy bands they keep churning out, except J.T. Timberlake. That guy can move. More impoortantly, becuase scientificly it's proven that sounds riggerr the CA-3 region of the hippocamus in the , you know, long-term memory.

Syd: Thank you. *fiddles with CD trying to avoid the awkard silence*

*long pause, Lauren and Vaughn look around uncomfortably*

Marshall:*looks around at the three of them standing there* Awkward!


I know that was long to read but that last line cracked me up. He says what everybody was thinking. I love him! no i didn't memorize that line, i watched the episode, just to let you know
 

tippinlover

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MargoSark said:
When Syd, Vaughn, and Lauren all are at work for the first time and Marshall comes up with the CD for Syd...

Marshall:Syd.
Syd: Marshall
Marshall: Listen i made you a mix CD of all the most popular songs over the past two years. Not so you can listen to all the impossible bad boy bands they keep churning out, except J.T. Timberlake. That guy can move. More impoortantly, becuase scientificly it's proven that sounds riggerr the CA-3 region of the hippocamus in the , you know, long-term memory.

Syd: Thank you. *fiddles with CD trying to avoid the awkard silence*

                          *long pause, Lauren and Vaughn look around uncomfortably*

Marshall:*looks around at the three of them standing there* Awkward!
I know that was long to read but that last line cracked me up. He says what everybody was thinking. I love him! no i didn't memorize that line, i watched the episode, just to let you know
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OMG...the awkward quote, followed close by the "did you guys see that documentary on monkeys," are my two favorite Marshall quotes, b/c together, they sum up Marshall in a nutshell...
 
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Marhsall is the best so you see my name is Marshall'sDuhMan. MY fave quote is when sark came in and he said "Hi, nice to meet you, please don't kill me." and left.
MDM
:rolleyes:
 

stealthy

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My fav. part was when Marshall got recruited in APO:
Marshall:Uh, Syd?... Sloane is here!!!
Syd:we know


Marshall: Take a look around here, this place is like a ghost town... I mean I don't even know anyone here anymore. Sydney's gone... Dixon, Jack, Vaughn! All we have left is sark and that's only because he's in custody. I hate that guy, really he kind of scares me... though I did go visit him... twice. Just to see a familiar face. We had eggs.
Weiss: Don't do that
Those were from last night's episode
I was laughing so much from that!
 
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My fav. part was when Marshall got recruited in APO:
Marshall:Uh, Syd?... Sloane is here!!!
Syd:we know


Marshall: Take a look around here, this place is like a ghost town... I mean I don't even know anyone here anymore. Sydney's gone... Dixon, Jack, Vaughn! All we have left is sark and that's only because he's in custody. I hate that guy, really he kind of scares me... though I did go visit him... twice. Just to see a familiar face. We had eggs.
Weiss: Don't do that
Those were from last night's episode
I was laughing so much from that!

THATS HILARIOUS

i loved it when marshall's like

Marshall: Am I dead?
Sydney: No, you've been recruited.
Jack: We're a black ops whatever whatever and ur head of tech.
*Marshall sees Sloane*
Marshall: Uh Syd-
Sydney: Yeah?
Marshall: *whispers in a funny voice, stretching 'Sloane'* Sloane is here!!!
Sydney: We know.
Marshall: Oh, ok...SYDNEY...YOUR BACK!!! *throws his arms around Sydney*

Marshall's hilarious...he has the greatest quotes and all ive seen is season 3, and whats been aired of season 4.

-Sayyad.
 
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P.S.---

Another great quote by Marshall was when he was talking to Jack about the books...

Jack: Irina liked to collect old antique books or whatever, there was a shop in Progue that sold rare first editions of the 19th century books (sorry if I'm off in the quote). I bought here these books
Marshall: Aww, thats so sweat.
Jack: The KGB used these books to send encoded assassination messages.
Marshall: Oh, well, that's not so sweet...

*keep talking...*

-Sayyad.
 

MissingSark

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How can you possibly pick just one favorite Marshall quote? I picked three.

Marshall: Hi. My name is Marshall J. Flinkman and I'm here to rescue you!

Marshall: Depressed about what! Take a look around here. This place is a ghost town. I don’t even know anyone around here anymore. Sydney’s gone, Dixon, Jack, Vaughn. The only guy we have left is Sark and that’s because he’s in custody. I hate that guy. I’m kind of scared- Although I did go visit him. Just to see a familiar face. We had eggs.
Weiss: Don’t do that.

Marshall: Mr. Bristow, will you marry me?
 
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