Why Alias is an Educational Show

Sarah Vartan

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okay me and friends did this awhile back, and i didn't read all of the replies, so if it's been said sorry..

~Backpack's are ridiculous, have someone give you a drawer

~Always carry a parachute inside your jack

~Always be prepared

~know your friends least favorite ice cream flavors

~Wives don't let husbands make toast drunk

~Acting drunk is a good distraction to sneak into a secure location

~Never assume something is the size it seems

~Ask your dentist to start with the teeth in the back

~47's are important numbers

~Never drink wine your husband gives you, it could have sodium morphate in it

~Your father doesn't really sell airplane parts

~Spill lemonade on your mothers old books, and then hold it up to a light

~When in doubt..SCREW PROTOCOL!

~Never charge at your mother with an ice hockey stick-you just won't win

~You shouldn't yell out loud that you killed 2 people

~ALways check your bathroom for provacillium

~If you beat up a guy, and ppl are staring at you, tell them he wanted to charge you $50

~If you're trying to kill a terrorist, don't shoot until after the plane flies over you



we have a lot more, but i dont wanna go on forever, i'll post more if you guys like them! :)
 

Patomac

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Victoria King said:
-- teaches you how to get out of a straight jacket(that comes in handy for me, but i dont know about anyone else......)
Vicki, Vicki, Vicki... (shakes head).

Those are great guys! Keep em coming Sarah!
 

Patomac

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Oh, we can't forget
~ Alias teaches you how to pass World History and Language Classes simultaneously.
 

AllTheBest

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Knowledge of sororities and their functions will always help you out of sticky situations. (Endgame)

If you just found out that you have an incredibly dangerous disease, of course it's safe to go see your girlfriend's mother.
 
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Jun 25, 2003
Here's something I never knew before Alias:

If there's twenty bad guys with twenty guys and there's one of you with only one bullet left... you have the better chance of living (assuming your Sydney Bristow)

And another:

If a Michael Vartan gets shot he is automatically wearing a bullet proof vest underneath his everyday clothes.
 

Patomac

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Not sad. You're just like me. NOBODY SAY ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!

Milo, didn't you already say "beat the felgercarb out of someone?"

Let's see, Alias teaches you how to... (thinks)... lie to anybody.
 

Sovereign_m

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if it wasnt for alias i would prob be dead dunno how but i guess i would have, i wanna live the life of sark / derevko but not yet cause im still in my youth
 
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