Sarah Vartan
Cadet
okay me and friends did this awhile back, and i didn't read all of the replies, so if it's been said sorry..
~Backpack's are ridiculous, have someone give you a drawer
~Always carry a parachute inside your jack
~Always be prepared
~know your friends least favorite ice cream flavors
~Wives don't let husbands make toast drunk
~Acting drunk is a good distraction to sneak into a secure location
~Never assume something is the size it seems
~Ask your dentist to start with the teeth in the back
~47's are important numbers
~Never drink wine your husband gives you, it could have sodium morphate in it
~Your father doesn't really sell airplane parts
~Spill lemonade on your mothers old books, and then hold it up to a light
~When in doubt..SCREW PROTOCOL!
~Never charge at your mother with an ice hockey stick-you just won't win
~You shouldn't yell out loud that you killed 2 people
~ALways check your bathroom for provacillium
~If you beat up a guy, and ppl are staring at you, tell them he wanted to charge you $50
~If you're trying to kill a terrorist, don't shoot until after the plane flies over you
we have a lot more, but i dont wanna go on forever, i'll post more if you guys like them!
~Backpack's are ridiculous, have someone give you a drawer
~Always carry a parachute inside your jack
~Always be prepared
~know your friends least favorite ice cream flavors
~Wives don't let husbands make toast drunk
~Acting drunk is a good distraction to sneak into a secure location
~Never assume something is the size it seems
~Ask your dentist to start with the teeth in the back
~47's are important numbers
~Never drink wine your husband gives you, it could have sodium morphate in it
~Your father doesn't really sell airplane parts
~Spill lemonade on your mothers old books, and then hold it up to a light
~When in doubt..SCREW PROTOCOL!
~Never charge at your mother with an ice hockey stick-you just won't win
~You shouldn't yell out loud that you killed 2 people
~ALways check your bathroom for provacillium
~If you beat up a guy, and ppl are staring at you, tell them he wanted to charge you $50
~If you're trying to kill a terrorist, don't shoot until after the plane flies over you
we have a lot more, but i dont wanna go on forever, i'll post more if you guys like them!