Why I Don't Dance

[Kevin]

Over the years a lot of people have bugged me as to why I don't like dancing. At all.

I believe it is because I think I look like this when I dance....

 

[Starbeast from Planet X]

Why not Dance? But only if you really want to.

Kevin, anyone can dance if they really want to.

But this video, I can't imagin anyone buying it. I just watched this clip in disbelief and I was thankful it was edited in a funny manner. "Cowboy Hip-Hop".....?

 

[Kevin]

Fortunately I'm old & married so my dancing days are behind me.

With the clip, at first I assumed it was a joke but, nope, it's a real video that was put out when country line dancing was the latest craze.