worst chat-up lines people have used on you?

[cinders]

ok this is real someone just said this to me..

What has 250 teeth and witholds a beast?

my zipper!!


can anyone beat it?

 

[Blackhairedsam]

wanna ride home
then unzips...ride this

 

[m<o>j]

ok this is real someone just said this to me..

What has 250 teeth and witholds a beast?

my zipper!!
can anyone beat it?

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
We were3 watching a video of a book, Stone Cold, that we were reading in English in year 9, and the dad on the video said someinthing like that.

He also said at xmas to his stepson who they were chucking out "What you you give a man who has nothing?"...and it was a sleeping bag!...Okay, not so funny, but it was FATT, okay!.

Jai

 

[cinders]

nice... lol...

heard you like puppies, meet mine...

 

[Itz da MT]

Never been used on me, but when anyone needs one.. just say you're a friend of MT and you'll most likely succeed

 

[cinders]

ooh cocky, i like it

 

[Blackhairedsam]

lol

 

[cinders]

hmmm that boosted your count sam

 

[Blackhairedsam]

yep

hehe

 

[cinders]

sneaky, you wont beat me! !

 

[Itz da MT]

damn you both have a load of posts already while you're just here... the new AA generation I guess

 

[Blackhairedsam]

give me time..i overtook you once i will do it again mwahahahahaha

 

[Blackhairedsam]

you say new generation...i say freaks of nature

 

[cinders]

oh thanks! !! lol, yeh you wait bodylotion, we'll get there, we'll be the elders soon enough

 

[Itz da MT]

oh thanks! !! lol, yeh you wait bodylotion, we'll get there, we'll be the elders soon enough

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Yea finally some regulars here again, it was quiet here for a while

 

[cinders]

lol, then me and sam came, and the whole place was brought to life

 

[Blackhairedsam]

yep!! we are here practically every day...which is not at all sad and pathetic!! lol

 

[cinders]

yeh not at all. *cough* oh well i'm proud... but I am going out later, shock horror

 

[Blackhairedsam]

same here.
I am at richards now...waiting for him to get home so we can out to a club and get completely hammered

 

[cinders]

sound slike my type of night, he treats u so well
i have a nice romantic christmas meal, i;m trying to squeeze myself into this black corset