Worst Pick Up Lines

[Alias_bestthingsinceslicedcheese]

:lol: how about "hey hot stuff, can I buy you a fish sandwich?"

tempting, but no.

I like fish I would've said yes

 

[quietgirl27012]

This happened to me on thurday night. I just finished dancing with tthis guy I'd never seen before. I go outside to get some air and he follows me. He asks me my name, my year and where I live. He then tell me him name and where he lives and askes If I want toi go back to him place. Ofcourse I said no and he left me

 

[Aliasmaster47]

I heard this one do you got a bandaid cause i scraped my knee when i fell for you!!!

 

[TephieD]

Some of these are so cheesy! I've had the "You know you like me" used on me too.

 

[Nad]

I get a call, Hey, you probably don't want to go out with me, but will you?

 

[a.k.a.Kate_Jones]

oh that's a real suave one, nad. :lol:

this isn't really a pick-up line, but it's a pathetic attempt at a date anyways: once a guy (who, in fact, is a real jerk but I was in a giving mood) asked to borrow a book of mine, and then he said he wouldn't give it back until I went out with him.

I told him to keep the book. :lol:

 

[Nad]

LOL, hopefully it was a stupid book though!!!

 

[glimmerofhope]

How about - I'm not usually this tall i'm just sitting on my wallet, can I buy you a drink?

 

[Nad]

I get a call, Hey, you probably don't want to go out with me, but will you?

What is it with all these dorks?

 

[TephieD]

I know! Its like "You've gotta be kidding me." Some people are so dumb about this kinda thing. Its usually either cheesy or gross. Rarely are they actually sweet or anything like that.

 

[SecretAgentMan]

"I was thinking.....would you like to get laid tonight"?

 

[Jaimie]

"I was thinking.....would you like to get laid tonight"?

lmao. that's nice. a little blunt.

 

[ILoveVartan]

a little too blunt how about "Do you need help in the shower cause i know i sure do."

 

[Jaimie]

guy licks finger and wipes it on a girls tshirt and says "Let's get you out of those wet clothes" lmao

 

[SecretAgentMan]

guy licks finger and wipes it on a girls tshirt and says "Let's get you out of those wet clothes" lmao

lol I'm going to try that! kidding!

 

[Jaimie]

guy licks finger and wipes it on a girls tshirt and says "Let's get you out of those wet clothes"  lmao

lol I'm going to try that! kidding!

if it's on me, fine.

 

[SecretAgentMan]

guy licks finger and wipes it on a girls tshirt and says "Let's get you out of those wet clothes"  lmao

lol I'm going to try that! kidding!

if it's on me, fine.

interesting..... :takes note:

 

[Jaimie]

guy licks finger and wipes it on a girls tshirt and says "Let's get you out of those wet clothes"  lmao

lol I'm going to try that! kidding!

if it's on me, fine.

interesting..... :takes note:

^_^ actually, there's no need to use a line. lmao

 

[SecretAgentMan]

guy licks finger and wipes it on a girls tshirt and says "Let's get you out of those wet clothes"  lmao

lol I'm going to try that! kidding!

if it's on me, fine.

interesting..... :takes note:

^_^ actually, there's no need to use a line. lmao

even more interesting... :takes more notes:

 

[Jaimie]

guy licks finger and wipes it on a girls tshirt and says "Let's get you out of those wet clothes"  lmao

lol I'm going to try that! kidding!

if it's on me, fine.

interesting..... :takes note:

^_^ actually, there's no need to use a line. lmao

even more interesting... :takes more notes:

lmao. :lol: :lol: