Worst Pick Up Lines

Itz da MT

Cadet
Joined
Oct 27, 2003
My "guaranteed to work pick up lines"

Straight to the point:

"Wanna f#ck?"

or just;

"F#ck?"

even better; if you just say you're a friend of MT... ;)

Erm... or just use that sexy voice and say "hi..."

I'm out of pick up lines :wacky:

:blink:
 

KikiCourt

Cadet
Joined
May 5, 2003
eee this guy came up to me today and he looked right at my chest and said "nice sweater" and start laughing. :depressed:
 
Joined
Jul 13, 2003
Location
Madison, Wisconsin
KikiCourt said:
eee this guy came up to me today and he looked right at my chest and said "nice sweater" and start laughing. :depressed:
that sucks ... did you tell him to f*ck off? what a stupid pratt ... people who lower themselves like that are not going to go far in live.
 

hotpot

The Bubbly
Joined
Oct 29, 2003
AlohaSpy said:
I have one that my friend told me
            "Is that a keg in your pants?"
            "No, why?"
            "Cuz I'd tap that!"
:ROFLMAO: that is bad....

not said to me once but...

Mmmmm baby... if you were a laser you'd be set on stunning...

and said to my friend once at a keg party here....
sooo what are your activities here? :rolleyes: Smooooooth....

oh! and i thought of another one...

This pickup line requires prop...
*hands screw* WAnna screw??
 

TephieD

Cadet
Joined
Mar 18, 2003
Location
Michigan
HA! MT! More like pick up lines guaranteed NOT to work! If a guy tried that on me I'd be like "Get the hell away from me you freak!" (not that I'm calling you a freak, just, you know) :)
 
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