Yea.. so the moon has a new crater.

I've been having problems with muscle spasms and headache all day, and I believe I have figured out the source of it. Dang Yahoo... *eye twitch*
 
They're already working on it and they'd sue us for copy right infringement and then some European Union would do the same and it'd be a mess o' felgercarb.
 
I think they investigated with President Bush two years ago to go to the moon and check for oil. There isn't any, not even any minorities to kill so they'd be up for the advertising tho'.
 
Sweet. As my first order of business, I propose that we, instead of killing the Martians, shatter their economy with vicious rumors and well-places explosions. Then, as they try to scrape by on a diet of dirt and more dirt, we offer them all jobs with extremely low pay, and no benefits. Being that they have no where else to turn, they'll be chomping at the bit to accept, and we'll have ourselves an all-but-free legion of loyal workers.
 
Immediately came to mind.

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