Yes, another silly lawsuit but...


Code Monkey
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Flight Attendant Sues Wife of Evangelist Joel Osteen Over Alleged Air-Rage Incident


Sharon Brown alleges in a civil lawsuit that Victoria Osteen, co-pastor of Houston's popular Lakewood Church, assaulted her during a Dec. 19, 2005 flight from Houston to Vail, Colo., by throwing her against an airplane bathroom door. She also alleges Osteen elbowed her in the left breast.


According to court documents, Brown claims that she suffers from anxiety and hemorrhoids because of the incident and said her faith was affected. She is also suing Osteen for medical expenses for counseling.
Can anybody explain how getting shoved on a plane leads to hemorrhoids?



Creative Writer
Generally they do appear from straining too much during the natural processes or sitting on ice and damaging the relevant arteries?

The media is probably missing the "caused so much stress that symptoms have appeared including stress induced grapes" hehe