Funny stuff!
How to know if someone is a spy.
1.) You know your mother is a spy when the butter dish on the dinner table is constantly saying, "Come in agent 29. Come in. I repeat calling agent 29."
2.) You know your father is a spy when you go to use his ball point pen and accidentally shoot yourself in the butt.
3.) You know your dad is a spy when the waitress asks how he wants his steak, he will only recite his name, rank and derial number.
4.) You know your mom is a spy is you have yet to beat her at a game of "I spy."
5.) You know your best friend is a spy when she tries to convince you that the
detailed layout of the Vatican is for a school project.
6.) You know your dad is a spy when instead of HBO, you have direct video hookup to Saddam Hussein's bedroom.
7.) You know your mother is a spy when more than once you catch her whispering into the refrigerator magnets.
8.) You know your dad is a spy when his bumper sticker reads: "I would rather be spyin'."
9.) You know your mom is a spy when she's always joking that her meatloaf is "harder to crack that a Pentagon code."
10.) Your dad might be a spydaddy if on more than a few occasions, you have heard: "I have no idea how that got there!"
Anyone heard anymore than that? Feel free to write more! :lol:
How to know if someone is a spy.
1.) You know your mother is a spy when the butter dish on the dinner table is constantly saying, "Come in agent 29. Come in. I repeat calling agent 29."
2.) You know your father is a spy when you go to use his ball point pen and accidentally shoot yourself in the butt.
3.) You know your dad is a spy when the waitress asks how he wants his steak, he will only recite his name, rank and derial number.
4.) You know your mom is a spy is you have yet to beat her at a game of "I spy."
5.) You know your best friend is a spy when she tries to convince you that the
detailed layout of the Vatican is for a school project.
6.) You know your dad is a spy when instead of HBO, you have direct video hookup to Saddam Hussein's bedroom.
7.) You know your mother is a spy when more than once you catch her whispering into the refrigerator magnets.
8.) You know your dad is a spy when his bumper sticker reads: "I would rather be spyin'."
9.) You know your mom is a spy when she's always joking that her meatloaf is "harder to crack that a Pentagon code."
10.) Your dad might be a spydaddy if on more than a few occasions, you have heard: "I have no idea how that got there!"
Anyone heard anymore than that? Feel free to write more! :lol:
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