...Instead of asking for directions you ask for your S.O.P. (standard operating procedure).
...You believe wearing a colorful wig and tight clothing can help you get away with anything.
...You check the sides of old book pages for Russian characters.
...You wonder if dress codes at all CIA black ops divisions are business casual.
...You actually buy Sydney’s Ford Focus model and refer to it as your Spy Mobile.
...You have suspicions that your roommate may actually be a double.
...You actually attempted to write about MILO RAMBALDI for your last art history paper.
...Whenever you sit in the passenger seat, you immediately think of NADIA
... You design your workout regimen in hopes of one day having IRINA DEREVKO's body.
...When you go to get a hair cut, you ask for the KATYA DEREVKO.
...You find yourself trying to find good, compelling reasons to name your child or pet "Irina" or "Sydney."
...You’re convinced your grandma didn’t die. She simply moved to Russia to run her own mercenary intelligence directorate.
...You look for air vents you could crawl into in case of an emergency
...You hate everyone named Lauren
...You think having no first name is a perfectly acceptable thing
...You don’t turn in school assignments…you dead drop them.
...Whenever your dad asks you to do something, you immediately run to your mom for your counter mission.
...Instead of writing “to-do lists” in your planner, you write them on a brown paper bag, and immediately throw them in the trash.
.... When your roommate leaves a bar without you, you immediately accost them the next day and say, “I am horrible. I am ripped apart. And not because I lost you but because, if it had been me, I would have waited. And now I realize what an utter waste that would have been.”
...When calling a friend for a ride home you always tell them, “Ready for extraction.”
... You find yourself criticizing the REAL CIA based solely on your knowledge of Alias.
...You press your finger to your ear every time you start to say something.
...You end every conversation with "Copy that."