Zombie Garden Sculpture Keeps Those Damn Kids Off Your Lawn, Might Eat Their Brains

Robby

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Zombie Garden Sculpture Keeps Those Damn Kids Off Your Lawn, Might Eat Their Brains [Zombie Garden Gnome]



Design Toscano wants you to "expect the extraordinary from your home and garden," and that includes the walking dead. Take this 13-lb. resin undead garden zombie, for example. Designed by British artist Alan Dickinson, it's a life-sized resin sculpture that would be a terrifying addition to any lawn, garden or personal graveyard.

For about $90, Toscano will ship this guy to you in three macabre pieces. When assembled, they'll cover a 31½"x19½"x8" stretch of earth. That is, until the day he and his buddies claw their way completely to the surface, eat our brains, and take over the planet. Then they'll be everywhere, doing their zombie gardening with a silent stoicism, and you'll be the garden gnome. [Design Toscano via Boing Boing Gadgets]





(Via Gizmodo)
 

Kevin

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Re: Zombie Garden Sculpture Keeps Those Damn Kids Off Your Lawn, Might Eat Their Brai

Oohh.... must... resist... getting... credit card... out.

Must... resist...
 

Webster

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Re: Zombie Garden Sculpture Keeps Those Damn Kids Off Your Lawn, Might Eat Their Brai

.....now we know what happens to some mixed-martial arts fighters after they've lost a couple of fights in a row......... :eek: :eek: :p
 

Kevin

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Re: Zombie Garden Sculpture Keeps Those Damn Kids Off Your Lawn, Might Eat Their Brai

.....now we know what happens to some mixed-martial arts fighters after they've lost a couple of fights in a row......... :eek: :eek: :p
It would be so worth the money though to put it near the house and not tell the wife. :D :D :D