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The C.I.A. Investigation of the Irina Derevko Infiltration & Disappearance
Director Smith: "Agent Jack Bristow, you seem to be evasive about
explaining how Soviet Agent Irina Derevko first came into your life."
Jack Bristow: Smirking "Not at all. You simply haven't been asking
the proper questions for me to give you a satisfactory answer.
I didn't let Irina into my life. I let 'Laura' into my life. It's different.
Now please phrase your questions in such a way that can't be
misinterpreted."
Director Smith: "Okay.... Agent Bristow, what did you see in the
woman that you knew as 'Laura'? Didn't you suspect her in any way?
After all, what did you have have to offer her other than intelligence?"
Jack Bristow: "Simple answer... I was in love. I didn't detect anything
wrong. What did we have in common? Laura had a fabulous body.
Do you want me to describe what she liked in the bedroom? She'd like
me to pinch her cute...."
Director Smith: :angry: "Now, you're making a mockery of this hearing!"
Jack Bristow: "I have tremendous respect for my country. You however...."
SIO Strikes Again
Director Smith: "Agent Jack Bristow, you seem to be evasive about
explaining how Soviet Agent Irina Derevko first came into your life."
Jack Bristow: Smirking "Not at all. You simply haven't been asking
the proper questions for me to give you a satisfactory answer.
I didn't let Irina into my life. I let 'Laura' into my life. It's different.
Now please phrase your questions in such a way that can't be
misinterpreted."
Director Smith: "Okay.... Agent Bristow, what did you see in the
woman that you knew as 'Laura'? Didn't you suspect her in any way?
After all, what did you have have to offer her other than intelligence?"
Jack Bristow: "Simple answer... I was in love. I didn't detect anything
wrong. What did we have in common? Laura had a fabulous body.
Do you want me to describe what she liked in the bedroom? She'd like
me to pinch her cute...."
Director Smith: :angry: "Now, you're making a mockery of this hearing!"
Jack Bristow: "I have tremendous respect for my country. You however...."
SIO Strikes Again