Alias Photo Funnies & Assorted Naughn-sense

[superintelligentone]

Not a Hero - An Alias/Heroes crossover!

Professor Chandra Suresh: "I don't understand. Why do you
think that you have special abilities? My tests aren't showing
any genetic mutations in you."

Naughn: "I have several powers. I believe I must have the
power of invisiblity. Sometimes... Many times, I find that people
don't interact with me. It's like they can't see me."

Professor Suresh: "Hmm... onder: Tell me about your other 'abilities'."

Naughn: "I have the ability to attract things. Mostly steel and
lead... Once, a huge wall of water... A speeding SUV too."

Professor Suresh: "An odd ability. Lead doesn't have
magnetic properties. Neither does water." onder:
"Please continue."

Naughn: "I also have the power to render people unconscious.
It's almost scary. I can be talking with someone about my
thoughts and concerns, then suddenly..."
Professor Suresh: :thud:

Naughn: "Professor?"
Professor Suresh: "ZZZZzzzz" :asleep:

:naughty:
SIO strikes again! :wanted:

 

[Covenant]

LOL! great addition, loved it!

 

[phoenix shotgun 47]

hahah! that was great. i love vaughn (man, i feel like a traitor :lol but that was hilarious. and i heroes

 

[superintelligentone]

If Not a Hero... - An Alias/Heroes crossover!

Naughn: "Wake up, Professor! Wake up!"

Professor Chandra Suresh: "I don't understand what just
happened... I passed out?"

Naughn: "Yes, its one of my several powers. Inducing sleep."
Professor Chandra Suresh: "I'd hardly say that makes you a
hero. It just means that you're incredibly boring."
Naughn: "Well, what about my ability to attract things?"

Professor Suresh: "Your strange ability to attract knives,
bullets, a huge wall of water, and a speeding SUV?"
Naughn: "Yes, scary isn't it?"
Professor Suresh: "We Hindus would attribute that to Karma."

Naughn: "Well, what about my ability to heal from devasting injury?"
Professor Suresh: "Instantaneous healing is a great power to have!"
Naughn: "Uh, healing after a lengthy stay at the Intensive Care Unit."
Professor Suresh: "You must be joking! Is my son, Mohinder, paying
me back for being away so often when he was younger?"

Naughn: "No. Could I have the power to affect things through my
molecular density?"
Professor Suresh: "You're dense, alright."
Naughn: "Thank you! Uh, why are you complementing me on
my physique?"

Professor Suresh: "That's not what dense means. Here look at
this online dictionary at Encarta... Look at definition #4."
Naughn: "#4. Slow to learn or understand: considered to lack
the ability to learn or understand quickly - insult."
Professor Suresh: "You're just not a hero. Far from it, in fact."

Naughn: "You mock me for being dumb, Professor? Well then, if I'm not a superhero...
I must be a super villain."

Professor Suresh: "Why are you carrying that garden hoe? Is it your weapon? It's ridiculous!"
Naughn: "I call it 'Michael's Hoe'. Beware, we're dangerous."

Professor Suresh: "I concede that you're scary... What shall we call you?"

Naughn: "You have inspired me. The world will fear me, for my alias is Dr. Dumb!"

:naughty:
SIO strikes again! :wanted:

Thanks to filmlover for her inspiration and support!

 

[phoenix shotgun 47]

hahaha, omg is the hoe purple?? :lol:

 

[superintelligentone]

hahaha, omg is the hoe purple?? :lol:

That just happend to be the colour of the picture of the hoe that I found. What is the significance the colour purple?

 

[phoenix shotgun 47]

oh nothing really... just tied in with something that happened the other day... inside joke...

 

[apofieldagentnadiasantos]

I fell out of my chair laughing and hit my head and got a semi-concussion :blink:

Nads

 

[dandan]

WOW these are great
amazing
except for the baggin vaughn stuff!

 

[superintelligentone]

SWeiss, How Alias Should Have Been

Sydney: Weiss... Eric, you really saved me. I don't know why
Naughn seems to attract bullets like that. It's almost like he froze
in action for that to happen.
Weiss: Aww, I merely did what any competant agent would do.
Sydney: Well, you're my hero. I could just kiss you.
Weiss: So what are you waiting for?

Sydney: You got it, you big lovable teddybear!
Weiss: Mmfff! Mmmmm... Syd, I was kidding.

Sydney: I was kidding at first too. But then I thought 'That was really good!'
It was amazing: so sweet, so tender. I felt like I was walking on air. Eric, do
you want to go out and have dinner with me?
Weiss: You know me, I can't turn down an invitation to dinner. :lol:
I like women who know what they want.

 

[superintelligentone]

QUOTE(superintelligentone @ August 1 2004, 02:14 AM )
You Should Have Waited!

Sydney: Vaughn, you should have waited! I would have waited for you!

Vaughn: I'm sorry, I didn't know! I should have waited.

Sydney: There's only one bathroom in the house! Girls can't hold it in like guys can.
When we have to go, we have to go!

For Sarah W

 

[phoenix shotgun 47]

hahaha, i love the "you should have waited" one :lol:

 

[Syd4Vaughn]

Hehehe! I can't stop laughing at these - I feel so guilty cos I love Vaughn but bah - they're too funny ^_^

 

[phoenix shotgun 47]

^ yeah, that's how i feel too

 

[superintelligentone]

Hehehe! I can't stop laughing at these - I feel so guilty cos I love Vaughn but bah - they're too funny ^_^

^ yeah, that's how i feel too

Thank you for being open minded. The stories are meant to be in good fun.
SkyGirl5 said that my creations are acceptable.

i say its just fine so long as no one is unkind to others opinions and there is no personal attacks
the people who like vaughn (myself included) can just steer clear of the content of these threads and then we can coexist fairly harmoneously

At the other place, some misguided people came to my Naughn-sense Photo Funnies area just to be disruptive. People who don't like this sort of thing shouldn't deprive others from reading my creations.

I have a new crossover story created, but I need to show the evolution of why Naughn carries a plunger, first.

 

[superintelligentone]

The following was created as a combination of my written story inspired by filmlover wanting Vaughn to be transfered away from being Sydney's partner into being a rat-catcher, Ophelia responding that her cats were offended, and a Photo Funny of Fabu's that I was allowed to use.

I hope that -Fabu- doesn't mind me altering her creation in the name of Yawn bashing. :lol:

The Origin of Captain Yawn, B.A.D.

- A rare picture of Captain Yawn and his trusty 'Shotgun' since his reassignment to B.A.D.

Hearing that Ophelia's cats got offended at his rat catching duties, Agent Yawn got transferred to B.A.D.

Director SIO: Agent Yawn, you been reassigned to B.A.D.
Agent Yawn: A new division within the APO?
Director SIO: Bathroom Attendant Duty!
Agent Yawn: Hey! What did I do to deserve that?
Director SIO: You offended Ophelia's cats!

:naughty:

SIO Strikes Again! :wanted:

 

[superintelligentone]

After Paris! by SIO

Sloane: "Agent Yawn, there's been an accident in the bathroom. Go clean it up."
Yawn: "'Accident in the bathroom'? Is that our special code for a nuclear spill?"
Sloane: "No, you dork! You didn't think I'd let you out in the field again after you
diverted that government transport to France? What were you thinking when you
were wasting taxpayer money like that?" :madfire:
Yawn: "Well, I wanted to treat Sydney to some crêpes."
Sloane: "CREPES? You can get them at the International House of Pancakes, you dolt!"

Yawn: "Say, I never thought of that... Hey, Sydney was with me. Why aren't you punishing her?"
Sloane: "Because, she's like a daughter to me and you're not."
Yawn: "But... But... I'm not going to. I refuse to ruin my best dress suit."
Sloane: "Don't worry, I've provided you with a protective suit!"

Sloane: "Here's your bio-hazard uniform, Agent Yawn! And your 'shotgun'.
Yawn: "Shotgun?"
Sloane: "It blasts through obstructions."

Sloane: "One more thing, 'Yawn. While you're in there, shave that pathetic stubble that you think is a beard!" :angry:
Yawn: "Aww, I think that it makes me look like a 'bad dude!'"
Sloane: "It makes you look like my late Mother-in-law, but she was more muscular than you!" :makefun:

:naughty:
SIO strikes again! :wanted:

 

[phoenix shotgun 47]

hahaha omg i loved those!!! :sideroll: :rotflmao:

 

[superintelligentone]

Captain Yawn Learns The Folly of Challenging Sark To A Fight

Captain Yawn: "Surrender evil doer!"

Sark: "So, my rival for the fair Sydney wants a fight? Let's make this contest
interesting: The winner gets Syd as their prize. En Guard!"

Captain Yawn: "Ha! You missed me Sark."
Sark: "I don't think so!" :naughty:

:naughty:
SIO Strikes Again! :wanted:

Special thanks to the fabulous artistry of Fabu for allowing me to do this!

 

[superintelligentone]

Davros Versus Yawn - A Dr. Who/Alias Crossover

Davros: "I can't continue without female companionship. Find me the most beautiful woman on Earth! Someone worthy to become my Queen."

Black Dalek: "HU-MAN COM-PAN-ION-SHIP, FE-MALE, MOST BEAU-TI-FUL. SEAR-CHING."

Black Dalek: "SPE-CI-MEN LO-CA-TED!"
Davros: "Excellent! Capture her!" :sly:

Sydney; "Augh! Alien robots! Help!"

Captain Yawn: "I'll save you! Be gone or suffer the consequences, robot!"

Gold Dalek: "EX-TER-MI-NATE! EX-TER-MI-NATE!"

Captain Yawn: "Ha! You missed me!"

Jack: "This is too familiar... Marshall, do you know how to reach 'The Doctor'?"

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SIO Strikes Again! :wanted: