Favourite Veronica Mars quotes
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Veronica: why are you here
Lilly: dont you watch any horror movies? my sole is doomed to walk the earth until justice has been served.
Veronica:really?
Lilly: Yah and as kind of a side project i despense fashion advice.
Veronica: Why would koontz have wanted to kill you?
Lilly: Honestly I was awesome!
Lilly: dont you watch any horror movies? my sole is doomed to walk the earth until justice has been served.
Veronica:really?
Lilly: Yah and as kind of a side project i despense fashion advice.
Veronica: Why would koontz have wanted to kill you?
Lilly: Honestly I was awesome!
Logan: Nice car. That must have been a HUGE cereal box.
Logan: If you're asking me to the prom again, the answer's still "no".
Lilly: I'm going to use it to pass secret messages to all of my luvahs.
Veronica: That's going to be a very busy little pen.
Lilly: I left phone numbers on matchbooks for Tyrone and Leroy and Chico around the room. Give the woman a little drama in her life.
Veronica: Wait...who's Tyrone and Leroy and Chico?
Lilly: Beats me, but they seem to really upset Mom.
:lol:
Logan: I'm sure I'll thoroughly enjoy them. Right up until my esophagus closes up, cuts off my air supply, and I shuffle off this mortal coil. Perhaps my last words will be "Great crab, Papa."
Logan: If you're asking me to the prom again, the answer's still "no".
Lilly: I'm going to use it to pass secret messages to all of my luvahs.
Veronica: That's going to be a very busy little pen.
Lilly: I left phone numbers on matchbooks for Tyrone and Leroy and Chico around the room. Give the woman a little drama in her life.
Veronica: Wait...who's Tyrone and Leroy and Chico?
Lilly: Beats me, but they seem to really upset Mom.
:lol:
Logan: I'm sure I'll thoroughly enjoy them. Right up until my esophagus closes up, cuts off my air supply, and I shuffle off this mortal coil. Perhaps my last words will be "Great crab, Papa."
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Keith: "This is important. You remember this. I used to be cool!"
Veronica: "When?"
Keith: "'77. Trans-Am, Blue Oyster Cult in the 8-track, foxy, stacked blond riding shotgun, racing for pink slips. Wait a minute, I'm thinking of a Springsteen song. Scratch everything. I was never cool."
Mr. Daniels: "You know the glow of your father's wealth and celebrity may be enough to sustain you through high school, Mr. Echolls. But do you know what it will get you in the real world?"
Logan: "Please say high school english teacher. Please say high school english teacher. "
Veronica: "It's all fun and games 'til one of you gets my foot up your ass."
Veronica: "I want to congratulate you. Shake your hand. Congratulations! You've been named the world's biggest c***roach. This award is given in recognition in yor unparalled lack of decency and humanity. Bravo. You're going to die friendless and alone."
Veronica: "When?"
Keith: "'77. Trans-Am, Blue Oyster Cult in the 8-track, foxy, stacked blond riding shotgun, racing for pink slips. Wait a minute, I'm thinking of a Springsteen song. Scratch everything. I was never cool."
Mr. Daniels: "You know the glow of your father's wealth and celebrity may be enough to sustain you through high school, Mr. Echolls. But do you know what it will get you in the real world?"
Logan: "Please say high school english teacher. Please say high school english teacher. "
Veronica: "It's all fun and games 'til one of you gets my foot up your ass."
Veronica: "I want to congratulate you. Shake your hand. Congratulations! You've been named the world's biggest c***roach. This award is given in recognition in yor unparalled lack of decency and humanity. Bravo. You're going to die friendless and alone."
Keith: Go to your room Veronica now.
Veronica: Fine, but he bugged me first!
Veronica: He joined a cult? What do they worship? Wedgies? Keggers? Their parents' platinum cards?
Veronica Voiceover: I knew I should have included a few discreet lesbian overtones in that poem.
Troy: Don't run, Veronica. People might think that you're desperate.
Veronica: That would be a step up, reputation-wise.
Veronica: Fine, but he bugged me first!
Veronica: He joined a cult? What do they worship? Wedgies? Keggers? Their parents' platinum cards?
Veronica Voiceover: I knew I should have included a few discreet lesbian overtones in that poem.
Troy: Don't run, Veronica. People might think that you're desperate.
Veronica: That would be a step up, reputation-wise.
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:rotflmao: i love these! 
ill update it usually for people to read and have a laugh. :lol: (other people most certainly can add their fav quotes too)
Jackson: I hear you do detective stuff for people.
Veronica: I do favors for friends.
Jackson: I can pay.
Veronica: Sit down, friend. What can I do for you?
Vic: Mmm mmm. Now that one, I would've noticed.
Keith: That's my daughter.
Vic: Wouldn't mind havin' her call me "daddy."
Duncan: What the hell is she doing? How long does it take to put on a dress?
Celeste: Honey, you know your sister. It's not an entrance if she's on time.
Jackson: I hear you do detective stuff for people.
Veronica: I do favors for friends.
Jackson: I can pay.
Veronica: Sit down, friend. What can I do for you?
Vic: Mmm mmm. Now that one, I would've noticed.
Keith: That's my daughter.
Vic: Wouldn't mind havin' her call me "daddy."
Duncan: What the hell is she doing? How long does it take to put on a dress?
Celeste: Honey, you know your sister. It's not an entrance if she's on time.
Existentialist
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:lol: Currently watching the episode that the first two quotes are from.
Keith: You've never seen Spinal Tap?
Lamb: No.
Keith: That explains a lot.
Keith: You've never seen Spinal Tap?
Lamb: No.
Keith: That explains a lot.
silence of the lamb wasnt one of fave episodes, just finished watching hot dogs, loved the veronica/logan kiss. the pen scene between lilly and veronica was priceless! :lol: :lol: (did anyone else feel really bad for mandy )
Veronica: I'll be at home. With the only sane member of the Mars family.
Keith: The one who eats from the garbage and keeps bringing me dead birds?
Veronica: That's the one.
Veronica: Shut up! If I want you to speak, I'll wave a snausage over your nose. If you use Mandy again to try to convince yourself that you're not a loser, I will ruin your life - got it? You got it?
Veronica Voiceover: So there's a dog man who hires these guys to return dogs. He drives a white van, or maybe a white horse, and he likes to spank busty women. Basically, that's any male living in Neptune.
)Veronica: I'll be at home. With the only sane member of the Mars family.
Keith: The one who eats from the garbage and keeps bringing me dead birds?
Veronica: That's the one.
Veronica: Shut up! If I want you to speak, I'll wave a snausage over your nose. If you use Mandy again to try to convince yourself that you're not a loser, I will ruin your life - got it? You got it?
Veronica Voiceover: So there's a dog man who hires these guys to return dogs. He drives a white van, or maybe a white horse, and he likes to spank busty women. Basically, that's any male living in Neptune.
Veronica Voiceover: As if I didn't have enough stress in my life, today marks the beginning of that orgy of tension known as midterms
Caz: Sabrina, I would never hurt you. You know, if you asked, I would jump off the roof?
Sabrina: Can I get you to stop that?
Veronica: Ask him to jump.
Troy: Really? Veronica. Okay, yeah, that does make a lot more sense.
Veronica: Makes more sense how?
Troy: Ah, it's nothing. It's just...never listen to those guys. I mean, really, who names their daughter Trampy Mcb****?
Troy: I'm kinda tired of this song. [smacks the jukebox] I would have expected sex, had that worked.
Veronica: Had that worked, you would've gotten it. Try it again.
Caz: Sabrina, I would never hurt you. You know, if you asked, I would jump off the roof?
Sabrina: Can I get you to stop that?
Veronica: Ask him to jump.
Troy: Really? Veronica. Okay, yeah, that does make a lot more sense.
Veronica: Makes more sense how?
Troy: Ah, it's nothing. It's just...never listen to those guys. I mean, really, who names their daughter Trampy Mcb****?
Troy: I'm kinda tired of this song. [smacks the jukebox] I would have expected sex, had that worked.
Veronica: Had that worked, you would've gotten it. Try it again.
Existentialist
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:lol: I really really liked Troy... before, y'know, he was revealed as a drug-dealing liar. He was able to keep up with Veronica's witty repartee.
yeah i was totally shocked when he was a bad guy. But i liked deputy better.
Veronica: What do you wanna see inside our house, our good china, screening room?
Leo: I wanted to get a really good long look at your ceiling.
Veronica: Wow, college gilrs must be easy!
Leo: This is my A material
(i think someone already posted it but i love it )
Veronica: What do you wanna see inside our house, our good china, screening room?
Leo: I wanted to get a really good long look at your ceiling.
Veronica: Wow, college gilrs must be easy!
Leo: This is my A material
(i think someone already posted it but i love it
)Existentialist
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1#ALIAS#1 said:yeah i was totally shocked when he was a bad guy. But i liked deputy better.
Veronica: What do you wanna see inside our house, our good china, screening room?
Leo: I wanted to get a really good long look at your ceiling.
Veronica: Wow, college gilrs must be easy!
Leo: This is my A material
(i think someone already posted it but i love it
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:lol: Yes yes. I like Leo too. He has one of those voices that always sounds like it's on the brink of laughter.
On the same note...
Meg: God, Veronica. He wants to serve and protect *you*.
Existentialist said:
Ya i love that quote too, that is the one episode where i actually dont hate meg (that and like a virgin)
Ya leo's vioce does sound weird...
Veronica Voiceover: I admit it, I splurged and spent ten bucks to read my own purity test. Apparently I've pleasured the swim team while jacked up on goofballs.
Veronica: My old password was gj7b!x.
René: Well, try and make this one a little big tougher.
(i know its in my sig but its like my favourite ever!)
Veronica: Kimmy, why do you insist on pissing me off?
Existentialist
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I don't think Leo's voice sounds weird... it's distinctive.
My favorite quote is still "It's all fun and games until one of you gets my boot up your ass."
My favorite quote is still "It's all fun and games until one of you gets my boot up your ass."
