Favourite Veronica Mars quotes

Wallace: So, did you take the purity test? [Veronica looks at him disgustedly] Yeah, me either. Stupid, right?
Veronica: What'd you score?
Wallace: 70.
Veronica: Wow, you're a 30% danger loving, girl touching rock star!
Wallace: More like 1 point away from being cool.
Veronica: Here. [unzips her shirt to reveal a sports bra] Now you're a big stud. Happy?
[Wallace laughs, then looks shocked. Veronica's turns around. Wallace's mom has seen the whole thing.]
Mrs. Fennell: Wallace? Can I talk to you for a moment?
Veronica: That had to be worth at least two points!

This is one of my favourite moments of all time :lol:
That was such a great moment! :lol:
 
Logan: Do you even know how to play poker?
Veronica: No, but it must be really hard if all you guys play.

Sheriff Lamb: Is your Daddy here? Or is he busy peeking in people's windows?
Veronica: You stop dressing up like Little Bo Peep, he'll stop peeking

Lamb (taps finger on table): You said you were in Mexico the day of Lilly's murder. Why?
Logan: How many episodes of "NYPD Blue" did you have to watch to get that finger tapping down?
Lamb: I asked you a question.
Logan: And I ignored it and moved on. Keep up. [snaps fingers]

You've reached Logan, and here's today's inspirational message. "Adversity is the diamond dust with which heaven polishes its jewels." - I love his "inspirational quotes"

Logan: If this is what you call storming out.. I dont think you understand the concept.

Veronica: Oh yes I remember that summer. He was a roadie for White Snake. I was a backup singer for Boyz 2 Men. (Something like that)

Veronica: Then I have somthing to admit. [Turns laptop around] I love unicorns. What dad? Girls are crazy about unicorns.

Logan: Didnt plug her right the first time?

Logan: I guess I should feel grateful for having such a devoted ex-girlfriend looking after me. My own guardian angel.
Veronica: Dont flatter yourself.
 
Veronica: I hear you were kicked of the cheerleading squad...
Meg: Yeah but you know me I'm a major stoner. It was really effecting me to cause I was like, Let's Go! Let's Go! L-E-T-S....duhhhhhhhhh
 
haha, OMG i love these quotes and I love Vronica MArs!!!

i'll contribute one... it might not be accurate, but its the thoguht that counts.
"name your kid Roxy and she bound to be showing off her cans." haha, pirate humor.
 
made a wallpaper using some of these quotes!! thought i'd share...

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i love Veronica Mars quotes...so gorram funny. My favourite quote is from the season 2 episode "Ain't No Magic Mountain High Enough."

MADISON: You want to save yourself some time? Start with her.

She points to Jackie, who is standing, watching events. Jackie stares at Madison.

MADISON: We all saw her, lurking around.
JACKIE: Lurking? Uh, you mean, standing while black?

I almost died with laughter as i'm black and gets EXACTLY what she means...can't do frack all without being ubder suspicion..lol
 
Ahh, my latest obsession. Love Veronica Mars. Anyway, here are some of my favourite quotes:

Keith: How's about an early peek at one of your Christmas presents?
Veronica: What about our strict "Christmas morning only" rule?
Keith: This Christmas, we make our own rules. Follow me!
Veronica: [following Keith to her bedroom] I'm so impressed you fit a pony into my room!

Logan: [he smacks her hand away] Dad could have used you there.
Trina: So now you're worried about Dad's welfare, isn't he the Big Bad Wolf. Cigarette burns and broken noses, oh, the stories you used to tell.
Logan: Wow, we should get together and do this more often.
Trina: Well, you're in luck, I'm headed home now. I guess some accountant finally cancelled Mom's cards.
Logan: But if you're coming home who will play "Dead Hooker Two" on "CSI" this week? How will you get your attention fix?
Trina: Maybe I can be the ring girl at one of your bum fights.

Veronica: I know I'm late. Sorry honey.
[gives Logan a peck on the cheek, whispers in his ear]
Veronica: So I talked to this guy on the phone, let me handle it he's a bit prickly.
Desk Manager: [they walk over] May I help you?
Veronica: You may. My fiancee and I are looking for a honeymoon suite.
Desk Manager: Oh how wonderful. These are our more affordable packages. The rooms run $350 for courtyard and $450 for full. On the weekends of course it's a two night minimum.
Veronica: Of course. Here's a little bit more what I had in mind.
[Veronica brings out a big wedding planner book and starts to flip through it as she shows off a big diamond ring]
Logan: [playing along] Wow, sugar puss, you've certainly been a busy little bee.
[Veronica and Logan share a fake laugh]
Logan: Oh, she's a keeper.

This is always going to be my fave:

Dick Casablancas: [after Logan and Veronica walk into his house and all of his friends yell "surprise!"] Dude, what the hell are you doing? Please tell me this is like some reality show called "My Skank."
Logan: Goodbye, Dick.
Dick Casablancas: What?
Logan: Get out of my house.
Logan: You have a problem with Veronica you leave. Actually you have a problem with Veronica, you're pretty much dead to me so just like evaporate or something I don't know.
Logan: That's kind of a general invitation. You don't like my girlfriend then
[beat]
Logan: just start heading towards the rectangle with the knob
 

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