oh yeah, it's that bad

this is by me (sydneyluvsvaughn4eva) aka lauren.

lauren/jack/sloane love triangle
disclaimer: i don't own anything
summery: the nastyest thing u'll ever read.

woopsy, i forgot to give it a name (sorry juju)

Killing Me Softly


Lauren went up to Jack and she was like "hey you". and he was like "hey, wassup sugar?" and grabbed her butt. lauren goes "nothin much, i just wanted to let u know i left my toothbrush at your house last night." jack's like "oh yeah, that must've been the one i saw in there. i figured i had gotten a new one and just forgot or somethin so i used it." lauren's like "okay, then it'll taste better when i use it."

sloane walked up to them two and he goes "hey guys, what's up?" and they go "nothing" real fast like cause they don't want him to know they're doin' it. and so sloane gets all suspicious and stuff right. so he like grabs lauren's arm and whatever and he pulls her off to the side and all and he goes "lauren, i think something's going on with you two. what's going on?" and lauren's like "nothing baby, he just wanted to tell me about something. like, i think he like wanted to tell me about some mission or something. i wasn't even listenin'." yup, she said that, she lied to sloane. i know, it shocked me too. well so then sloane goes "okay sugarpuss, i believe you." so they walk back over to jack and he gets all mad cause he thinks something's going on with sloane and lauren so he grabs lauren and pulls her off to the side.

"what's going on with you two huh?" jack said all sad and all. and lauren's like "oh nothing, don't worry about it sweetie." and jack's getting all upset and he told lauren that he would get mad if there was something going on and she told him he had nothing to worry about and he told her that he loved her boobs and she told him that she loved his butt and the two of them stood there talking and whatever for a while.

so then later, them all sat in there in the meeting room all quiet and whatever. and lauren was looking at jack and sloane back and forth and sloane and jack were looking at her and everything. it was crazy as hell. and they were all like going nuts in there and it was just crazy. so they're in there and everything's going crazy right? well, so then, jack gets all mad n stuff cause he knows something's going on with lauren and sloane. so he grabs sloane. and then he hits him. and then sloane hits him back. and then they start fighting and stuff. it was crazy as hell man i tell you what.

lol, bad enough??
 
:sideroll: Laur, that was one amazingly, fantabulously wonderful fic :lol:

loved it, but can you post a link to it in the thread for the contest?

but I loved it!

luv juju :harp:

p.s. does it have a name? :blink:
 
LMFAO!

:rotflmao:

Now THAT was baaaad! And I guess that's a good thing too, considering it's the Worst of the Worst contest :P *rofl* I LOVE IT! Don't be discouraged though Lauren, about not getting as many reviews as you expected... It's an entry for the Worst of the Worst contest, what CAN you expect anyway? :P

*thumbs up* Great work though!!

Cai
x
 
awww duuuuuuuuuuuudddddddeee im so psychologically scarred after that! that was.......well, terrible. but i still loved it!

seriosuly tho.....ewwwwwww.....that was so wrong on so many levels!!! SO SO SO many levels!

nice twist o ur basic love triangle.

and the worst thing? i believe Lauren would be that sl**ty!

good work! luv Rach xxx 🦋
 
awesome, now all that needs is a slone vs. jack b**** fight, complete with name calling and weak girly slapping! but over all, that was horrifically bad, good work :P
 
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