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Discussion in 'Open Chat' started by Lilly, Jun 6, 2003.

  1. Lilly

    Lilly Rocket Ranger

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    These are just cool! i just think u should read these! They are so funny BUT TRUE!

    1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
    these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

    2. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
    crisp which no decent human being would eat?

    3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
    4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

    5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

    6. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut,
    why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

    7. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
    point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

    8. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are
    going to look ! up there anyway?

    9 . Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
    both dogs!

    10. Why are Trix only for kids?

    11. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme felgercarb, why
    didn't he just buy dinner?

    12. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

    13. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

    14. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
    vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

    15. If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him,
    is he still wrong?

    16. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion
    stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet
    paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

    17. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

    18. Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

    19. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
    tune?

    20. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

    21. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
    you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the
    window?

    22. And... just an afterthought... when you read #19, why did you run
    through both songs real quick to make sure?
     
  2. sydbristow

    sydbristow Rocket Ranger

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    Those are neat. I never thought about it before.
     
  3. Lilly

    Lilly Rocket Ranger

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    me neither! and i thought no one else would have!

    i still can't believe they are so funny! and yet true!

    Cool sig aswell!!!!!!
    it is really cool!
     
  4. Katelyn

    Katelyn Rocket Ranger

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    Well now, those are pretty nifty! And I made her sig, so thank you. lol.. right
     
  5. Espionage

    Espionage Rocket Ranger

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    lol! some of those are soo true, some confused me though! my faves are

    11 - haha, why didnt coyote juz by a dinner - makes sense! still, wudnt have been the same i guess! lol!

    16. thats so true bout stars and paint, some things u just accept but others u juz wanna make sure urself! lol!
     
  6. spysurfergrl247

    spysurfergrl247 Rocket Ranger

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    :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: those r awesome!! :) :thumbup:
     
  7. Rambaldi_Follower

    Rambaldi_Follower Rocket Ranger

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    ha ha ha ha ha
     
  8. aliaschick4mv

    aliaschick4mv Rocket Ranger

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    LMAO Those are funny! But the scary thing is- I've thought about that Trix one. Cuz I'm boycotting it. Its racist.

    WHY CANT THE BUNNY HAVE SOME CEREAL??????
     
  9. SiriCerasi

    SiriCerasi Rocket Ranger

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    LMAO! :ROFLMAO: heheh those are great@!
     
  10. AliasHombre

    AliasHombre Rocket Ranger

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    lol!!! those are funny
     
  11. AliasALIAS

    AliasALIAS Guest

    I never noticed that before! :P



    So my dog wasn't the only one that gets mad when you do that...



    Funny :LOL:
     
  12. aliasjgfanaticmv

    aliasjgfanaticmv Rocket Ranger

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    LMAO!! I've read through these before, so luckily I didn't have to go through those songs ^_^
     
  13. *Agent Legolas*

    *Agent Legolas* Rocket Ranger

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    lol! Those are sooo funny!! :LOL: :ROFLMAO:
     
  14. nancee

    nancee Rocket Ranger

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    for number one i have the answer...its adam.....;).but yall dont gotta believe it
     
  15. alias8000

    alias8000 Rocket Ranger

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    Yeah! Those are funny and true! :LOL:
     
  16. glimmerofhope

    glimmerofhope Rocket Ranger

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    hehehe #22 a catch 22 so to speak :unsure:
     
  17. Flames24

    Flames24 Rocket Ranger

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    Hehe, those were really funny. And I did #22. :LOL:
     
  18. Lilly

    Lilly Rocket Ranger

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    lol! i am so glad u all like them!

    I have got some more, but coz i have swearing friends, i will have to delelt certain words! and some of the things, coz they are rude!
     
  19. AliasHombre

    AliasHombre Rocket Ranger

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    bring on the rudeness!
     
  20. JoeysHero

    JoeysHero Rocket Ranger

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    lol, great statments, very funny!
    my favs have to be 15 and 16! :D
     

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