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How to Find Your "Porno Name"

Discussion in 'Open Chat' started by Azalea, Jan 10, 2003.

  1. Azalea

    Azalea Azy in Wonderland

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    Have you guys ever heard of that thing where you find your ideal "porno star" name? (I guess the name you should use if you ever decide to make X-rated movies.. :o ) You take the name of the first pet you ever had and combine it with the first street you ever lived on. It usually turns out pretty funny!

    Mine is Nikki Dutch...(my first kitten's name was Nikki, and I lived on Dutch Street).

    My mom's is Midnight Valley!!
    My dad's is Spanky Rainmiller.
    My friend's is Crimson Longfellow! (I think that's my favorite.. :D )
     
  2. clarissima

    clarissima Rocket Ranger

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    I would be Carmen Avenue...wow, sexay! ;)

    well, that is the whole street, i never really had a pet.
     
  3. Joe

    Joe The Black Mailbox

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    Toby Sumner...
     
  4. Krazed

    Krazed Rocket Ranger

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    Ha!! This is great!! I would be Molly Dover.

    Krazed :ninja:
     
  5. lollierockstar

    lollierockstar Scout

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    lol! mine is so weird! I would be Josie Avenue! :blink:
     
  6. Flames24

    Flames24 Rocket Ranger

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    I'd be Ernie Gilmere.
     
  7. clarissima

    clarissima Rocket Ranger

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    That is soooo sexay flames. :P ;)
     
  8. Tommy

    Tommy Seeing A Ghost

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    OKay, does anyone else realize that this topic is called "How to find your "porn....." when it displays "latest topics?" I came here to close it down, lol ;)

    Anyway, mine is Missy Cherry-Run.
     
  9. Agent_Goodnight

    Agent_Goodnight Rocket Ranger

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    Mine would be...Lexi Burbank lol!


    oooh.... Lexi was my dog..sinff* gone to Puppy heaven! how cruel!
     
  10. shakila

    shakila Rocket Ranger

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    mine would snuff broadway
     
  11. ice

    ice Rocket Ranger

    lol mine is jsut wrong and not sexy at all ... shep walford.. and i'm a chick.. but then again if it's my first pet in college it would have been jackie albert. i much prefer the second!otherwise .. yeah like i said it's just wrong :unsure: :blink:
     
  12. Azalea

    Azalea Azy in Wonderland

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    Shep Walford does sound like a porn star name, but only for a guy! I think they're all funny. Lexi Burbank and Missy Cherry-Run especially sound like porn stars! LMAO!! :sideroll:
     
  13. alias8000

    alias8000 Rocket Ranger

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    I have two first pets and my street has two words in its name. I guess mine would be Dieter Lordo Kentworth Way.

    Dieter is a German name and my dad owned these cats before I was born.
     
  14. MegDoll

    MegDoll Rocket Ranger

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    I'd be Honey Baldoon ! LOL!
     
  15. mdw

    mdw Rocket Ranger

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    By these rules I would be Sami Third
     
  16. alias8000

    alias8000 Rocket Ranger

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    sounds chinese
     
  17. Agent_Goodnight

    Agent_Goodnight Rocket Ranger

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    Thnaxs Azalea I am so totally fit for the job! lmao J/K seriosuly J/k lol!



    so did anyone us = their second pets name instead?
     
  18. Jonathan

    Jonathan The Architect

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    It also works with your middle name and the first word of your first street:

    Daniel Camino!
     
  19. *~*wHiTe ToWeL*~*

    *~*wHiTe ToWeL*~* Scout

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    well, my first pet was male and was named Jack. I don't want to be named that. So I'm going to use my present pet's name....making:

    Kona Georgetown...which is pretty sad and doesn't sound porno enough. Ah well...
     
  20. Tommy

    Tommy Seeing A Ghost

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    I just found out that my first pet wasn't Missy, it was strawberry. So, I'm no longer Missy Cherry-Run, but Strawberry Cherry-Run, oh-la-la
     

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