LOTR Parody (humor)

omi the first time i read it i nearly died laughing :rotflmao:

i remember laughing hysterically at this part too :sideroll:

GANDALF stops and listens... hears NOTHING. Suddenly, he rushes to the window and PULLS IN SAM GAMGEE!

FRODO
It's Sam Gamgee!

GANDALF rushes to the cupboard and pulls out PIPPIN TOOK!

FRODO
It's Pippin Took!

GANDALF opens a trunk and pulls out MERRY BRANDYBUCK!

FRODO
It's Merry Brandybuck!

GANDALF opens the oven and pulls out A POT ROAST!

FRODO
it's a pot roast!

GANDALF opens the laundry hamper and pulls out SARUMAN!

FRODO
It's Dracula!

CHRISTOPHER LEE AKA SARUMAN hisses, turns into a bat and flies out. SAM, MERRY, PIPPIN and the POT ROAST remain.
 
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