Maddox

[tasoli]

This has got to be one of the funniest books I've ever read.

"X is for XXX
XXX is a symbol adopted by the adult film industry to indicate only the highest-quality pornography is contained within packages with this marking. Pornography is a tool used to facilitate a man's goal to drain his pole. Tuggin one's python, as rudimentary as it may seem, is a skill that is a crucial prequisite to intercourse. Like all skills, if you don't use it enough, you become rusty at it. If you become rusty at it, then you won't be able to procreate, and without procreation, the human race will cease to exist. Therefore, pornography is essential to the survival of mankind."

Don't you just love his logic? lol

 

[Jaraeth]

<posts that to his forums at work>

Gotta love the porn industry.

~ Jaraeth

 

[Karetyr]

That's some crazy logic there. I still prefer the real deal to flying solo though. =P

 

[tasoli]

Originally posted by Riceman@Jun 23 2006, 06:43 AM
That's some crazy logic there. I still prefer the real deal to flying solo though. =P

Still, like he said,

"Like all skills, if you don't use it enough, you become rusty at it."

sometimes you have to practice to get better for the big game.

 

[fips]

maddox has a book? i just always went to his site.

[ best page in the universe ]

edit : yep, i guess he does have a book.

[ linkage ]

 

[Karetyr]

Originally posted by tasoli+Jun 23 2006, 02:14 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tasoli @ Jun 23 2006, 02:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Riceman@Jun 23 2006, 06:43 AM
That's some crazy logic there. I still prefer the real deal to flying solo though. =P

Still, like he said,

"Like all skills, if you don't use it enough, you become rusty at it."

sometimes you have to practice to get better for the big game. [/b][/quote]
I get daily practice without having to fly solo. =P Having a g/f helps loads.

 

[tasoli]

Originally posted by Riceman@Jun 25 2006, 08:02 PM
Having a g/f helps loads.

Nice pun.

 

[Karetyr]

Originally posted by tasoli+Jun 25 2006, 10:04 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tasoli @ Jun 25 2006, 10:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Riceman@Jun 25 2006, 08:02 PM
Having a g/f helps loads.

Nice pun. [/b][/quote]
Pun not intended, but I'll run with it. :lol:

 

[tasoli]

Good man B)