THE VAUGHN SONG!

WHOOO! Hey I'm back :smiley: In honor (or, dishonor) of Vaughn's marriage, I added a new verse!! He's still waaaay hot, but I think I hate him now :D

Vaughn is sexy, Vaughn is hot,
I obsess about Vaughn a-lot.
Vaughn is foxy, Vaughn is cute,
It's time to give Sloane the boot.
If he touches my fine guy, I will poke out his eye!
Vaughn is adorable and oh-so-fine,
how I wish that he were mine!!

Vaughn is strong, Vaughn is neat,
And I bet you my life that he is sweet.
If I could have just one chance meeting,
I would give Syd a hard-core beating.
Vaughn is everything I want in a man,
If Alice could get him, anyone can!

Vaughn is suave, Vaughn is macho,
If he came over, I’d offer him a nacho.
Vaughn is cute, and cuddly too,
Babe, I’d do anything to get with you!
He’s got a smile that can melt a heart, his body sets him apart
Vaughn is the most delightful man around,
In his arms, I’d feel safe and sound.

But now you see, I’m a bit teed.
‘Cause Vaughn went off and got married!
It’s was only 2 years, what is his deal?
When he learned Sydney was dead, how did he feel?
It seems as though he just went “Oh.”
And maybe married the Alice he used to know?
:woot: :woot: :woot:
 
the new part is great! my favoruite is when it says

If Alice could get him, anyone can!

LMAO!!
 
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