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Favorite Quotes
- Thread starter Vaughn_Lovah
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AliasHombre
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"I do not believe that we have put a guilty-I mean innocent-person to death in the state of Texas."
-you guessed it
-you guessed it
AliasHombre
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You should be shot more over even than Arjun.
-form the genius of me. (inside joke)
-form the genius of me. (inside joke)
a.k.a.Kate_Jones
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"I don't want to be queen of everything anymore. I really don't." -my aunt Pat
"Oh look, a ship carrying gravel!!" -Pat
"You sound so excited." -my cousin Daniel
"Oh look, a ship carrying gravel!!" -Pat
"You sound so excited." -my cousin Daniel
vaughnmyangel
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life is short laugh hard
quietgirl27012
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welcome to college drink up
AliasHombre
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"The Talivan"
-Name of my friends (Tal) soon to be first car. Coined by me.
-Name of my friends (Tal) soon to be first car. Coined by me.
"If you tell him, I will smack you, smack you like a bad bad donkey ok!"--Pepe from the Movie Muppets from Space
"Your tushy bone is cruching my skull"--bug from the movie Elmo in Grouchland
Quotes from "The Santa Clause"
"Laura, he's sucking us into his dillusions. Look at the elaborate measure's he's taken"--Neil
"Nice sweater buddy"--Scott
"Wow Neil, I really appreciate you analysis buddy, I really do, but uhh...I'm sure you've got more important things to worry about. Like where you're going to get more sweaters once the circus pulls out of town"--Scott
"Where is he" (Scott)
"Well he could be jumping up and down on his bed wearing a red hat and galoshes" (Laura)
"I don't care about Neil! Where's Charlie?!" (Scott)
"Stung by a bee Scott?" (coworker)
"A big Bee!" (Scott)
Oh gosh I have a million more from the Santa Clause! One of my favorite movies! lol! I'll post more later!
My favorite all time quote is...
"Know a man not by how he treats his betters, but know a man by how he treats his inferiors"--Leonardo Da Vinci
"Your tushy bone is cruching my skull"--bug from the movie Elmo in Grouchland
Quotes from "The Santa Clause"
"Laura, he's sucking us into his dillusions. Look at the elaborate measure's he's taken"--Neil
"Nice sweater buddy"--Scott
"Wow Neil, I really appreciate you analysis buddy, I really do, but uhh...I'm sure you've got more important things to worry about. Like where you're going to get more sweaters once the circus pulls out of town"--Scott
"Where is he" (Scott)
"Well he could be jumping up and down on his bed wearing a red hat and galoshes" (Laura)
"I don't care about Neil! Where's Charlie?!" (Scott)
"Stung by a bee Scott?" (coworker)
"A big Bee!" (Scott)
Oh gosh I have a million more from the Santa Clause! One of my favorite movies! lol! I'll post more later!
My favorite all time quote is...
"Know a man not by how he treats his betters, but know a man by how he treats his inferiors"--Leonardo Da Vinci
marshalllovr4eva
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haha...theyre great...very memorable!a.k.a.Kate_Jones said:ok, so these aren't really funny, but they're so memorable...
"Of all the bars in all the joints in all the towns of all of the world, she had to walk into mine."
"A woman happily in love, she burns the souffle. A woman unhappily in love, she forgets to turn on the oven."
"Bond. James Bond" couldn't resist that one!
hmmm...
most of my fav quotes are from beyond the fringe or monty python or tom lehrer
ok not a quote but a poem i loooove!:
Razors pain you
Rivers are damp
Acids stain you
Drugs cause cramp
Guns arent lawful
Nooses give
Gas smells awful
You might as well live
-Dorthy Parker
marshalllovr4eva
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shes only the most brilliant poet ever...well maybe not, but shes an awesome poet/writer from the twenties
AliasHombre
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"Reguardless of how this card is drawn all Clerics immeadeatly go up 1 level. If this ends the game, the winner(s) are entitled to mock the other players endlessly."
-from a card game.
-from a card game.
marshalllovr4eva
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lol i love the twenties too!!!!!!...im always worried people will get annyed with me when i use the "..." but do it anyway cause it works...it makes me feel like im actually talking to people
AliasHombre
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I want you to line up alphabetically by height.
Vaughn_Lovah
Vaughn's Chin Fondler
"The whole country back then was getting high. Let me tell
you man, 'cos, 'cos, 'cos he knew. He was on to something man. He
knew that it would be a good cash crop for the southern states man.
So he grew fields of it man. But you know what? Behind every good man
there's a woman. And that woman was Martha Washington man. And every
day George would come home. She'd have a big fat bowl waiting for him
man when he'd come in the door man. She was hip, hip, hip lady man." -Slater (Dazed & Confused)
If you know me at all then you know I will be posting alot of D & C quotes.
-VL ^_^
you man, 'cos, 'cos, 'cos he knew. He was on to something man. He
knew that it would be a good cash crop for the southern states man.
So he grew fields of it man. But you know what? Behind every good man
there's a woman. And that woman was Martha Washington man. And every
day George would come home. She'd have a big fat bowl waiting for him
man when he'd come in the door man. She was hip, hip, hip lady man." -Slater (Dazed & Confused)
If you know me at all then you know I will be posting alot of D & C quotes.
-VL ^_^
marshalllovr4eva
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OMG!!! that is one of the greatest quotes ever...i LOVE that movie...esp that scene lol i crack up everytime
Vaughn_Lovah
Vaughn's Chin Fondler
I know it is one of the best scenes of the movie.
-VL
-VL
AliasHombre
Cadet
Noone ever won a war by dying for his country. You win wars by making the other poor bastard die for his country.
-Patton
-Patton
I love all the quotes on here! A lot of mine have been said, but I spose I can find some more!
From A Beautiful Mind:
Nash: I have respect for beer!
Charles: That Isaac Newton fellow was right.
Nash: He was on to something.
Charles: Clever boy.
There's no such thing as "for sure". That's the only sure thing I do know.
There has to be a mathematical explanation for how bad that tie is.
Classes will dull your mind.
And some others:
Dan Quayle::
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
If staying here means working within 10 yards of you, I would rather have a job wiping Saddam Hussein's arse!- Bridget Jone's Diary
Have you ever stopped to think... and forget to start again?
"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake." - Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower
"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better."
- A. J. Liebling
"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."
- Albert Einstein
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
- Sir Winston Churchill
"Give me a museum and I'll fill it."
- Pablo Picasso
"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
- Martin Luther King Jr.
"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'."
- Yoda
"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."
- George Burns
"A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems."
- Paul Erdos
"The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it."
- George Bernard Shaw
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
- Napoleon Bonaparte
"If you are going through hell, keep going."
- Sir Winston Churchill
"I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters."
- Frank Lloyd Wright
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Thomas Edison
"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."
- Walt Disney
"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true."
- James Branch Cabell
"I'll sleep when I'm dead."
- Warren Zevon
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."
- Mahatma Gandhi
"If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me."
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."
- John F. Kennedy
"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"
- Abraham Lincoln
"I don't feel good."
- The last words of Luther Burbank
Wow, that's a lot!! Ok, well, that's all for now I spose, time for bed!
From A Beautiful Mind:
Nash: I have respect for beer!
Charles: That Isaac Newton fellow was right.
Nash: He was on to something.
Charles: Clever boy.
There's no such thing as "for sure". That's the only sure thing I do know.
There has to be a mathematical explanation for how bad that tie is.
Classes will dull your mind.
And some others:
Dan Quayle::
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
If staying here means working within 10 yards of you, I would rather have a job wiping Saddam Hussein's arse!- Bridget Jone's Diary
Have you ever stopped to think... and forget to start again?
"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake." - Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower
"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better."
- A. J. Liebling
"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."
- Albert Einstein
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
- Sir Winston Churchill
"Give me a museum and I'll fill it."
- Pablo Picasso
"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
- Martin Luther King Jr.
"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'."
- Yoda
"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."
- George Burns
"A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems."
- Paul Erdos
"The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it."
- George Bernard Shaw
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
- Napoleon Bonaparte
"If you are going through hell, keep going."
- Sir Winston Churchill
"I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters."
- Frank Lloyd Wright
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Thomas Edison
"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."
- Walt Disney
"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true."
- James Branch Cabell
"I'll sleep when I'm dead."
- Warren Zevon
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."
- Mahatma Gandhi
"If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me."
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."
- John F. Kennedy
"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"
- Abraham Lincoln
"I don't feel good."
- The last words of Luther Burbank
Wow, that's a lot!! Ok, well, that's all for now I spose, time for bed!
