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If Movie Posters Told The Truth............

Discussion in 'Open Chat' started by Webster, Jan 27, 2010.

  1. Webster

    Webster The Red Tarheel

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    Ever wonder what would happen if Hollywood suddenly got a case of "truthiness"(to quote Stephen Colbert.......) and were honest about some of the films they've released over the years................

    Well, here's a few examples............................


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    The Happening

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    300

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    Memento

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    Ocean's Twelve

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    Transformers

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    A Clockwork Orange

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    Saw IV

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    Tropic Thunder


    If Movie Posters Told the Truth
    Here's the link if anyone wants to look at the entire list(there were a few that I thought might've been NSFW; hence the reason I only posted a few here...........
     
  2. Starbeast from Planet X

    Starbeast from Planet X Benevolent Galaxy Being

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    Good evening Mlittle2005,


    Excellent post, very funny, especially the Shyamalan poster. You know, if he would have only remade the DAY of the TRIFFIDS movie, I think it would have been creepy, freaky and hopefully scary. :)



    I altered a movie poster for a Halloween gag, and I did dress-up like Stuntman Mike from the movie (Kurt Russell), drove a muscle car and played the soundtrack while driving around. Good times. :)





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  3. Kevin

    Kevin Code Monkey Staff Abductee

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    I'd be curious what the Avatar poster would be...

    "Dances with Smurfs"

    "Fern Gully in Space"

    "The Russians Did it First"


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  4. Webster

    Webster The Red Tarheel

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    Good question, Kevin. Then again, the more I think about what those posters would look like, the more I don't want to know........... :eek: :eek: :eek:
     
  5. Electric Moon

    Electric Moon Here to conquer Earth

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    The one for Twilight should say "A whiny Mary-Sue with no personality meets an unattractive dead guy with no personality and they fall in love and play baseball".
     

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