If Movie Posters Told The Truth............

Webster

The Red Tarheel
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Ever wonder what would happen if Hollywood suddenly got a case of "truthiness"(to quote Stephen Colbert.......) and were honest about some of the films they've released over the years................

Well, here's a few examples............................



The Happening


300


Memento


Ocean's Twelve


Transformers


A Clockwork Orange


Saw IV


Tropic Thunder


If Movie Posters Told the Truth
Here's the link if anyone wants to look at the entire list(there were a few that I thought might've been NSFW; hence the reason I only posted a few here...........
 

Starbeast from Planet X

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Good evening Mlittle2005,


Excellent post, very funny, especially the Shyamalan poster. You know, if he would have only remade the DAY of the TRIFFIDS movie, I think it would have been creepy, freaky and hopefully scary. :)



I altered a movie poster for a Halloween gag, and I did dress-up like Stuntman Mike from the movie (Kurt Russell), drove a muscle car and played the soundtrack while driving around. Good times. :)





 

Kevin

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I'd be curious what the Avatar poster would be...

"Dances with Smurfs"

"Fern Gully in Space"

"The Russians Did it First"


:D
 

Webster

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I'd be curious what the Avatar poster would be...

"Dances with Smurfs"

"Fern Gully in Space"

"The Russians Did it First"


:D
Good question, Kevin. Then again, the more I think about what those posters would look like, the more I don't want to know........... :eek: :eek: :eek:
 

Electric Moon

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The one for Twilight should say "A whiny Mary-Sue with no personality meets an unattractive dead guy with no personality and they fall in love and play baseball".
 
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