OK, again I'm going to add like 50% of the Cole quotes since they're all so awesome:
And here's that full quote, and it's not dull office katie, it's "Sloane's tastefully minimallistic office"
Thanx to
AliasInsider.com for the quotes.
COLE: Dear person beating up my men: I assume that you're an employee here. I am now standing in Sloane's... tastefully minimalistic office and if you are not here standing in front of me in the next twenty seconds, I am going to start executing your friends. Starting with the man that I assume to be your partner... Mr. Jack Bristow.
(Good call Charlie, one of the best!) COLE: You're the bad ass that's been killing my men? I don't know, I just kind of thought you'd be an ugly guy. Step in, girlie.
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Sydney to Vaughn, in shock to see him inside SD-6:
"What the hell are you doing here?!"
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COLE: Mr. Cool Customer here was caught crawling around the vents. Sit his butt down.
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COLE: Endo, Chen, I'll be in
the conversation room.
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COLE: You know, as bad as you feel right now, with all that pain (smiles), that is just the puddin' next to the pie. (this one was awesome!)
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COLE:
I feel like I'm a mom at the mall! He said he was going down to the sub-basement. I don't know if his walkie's not working, if he's on a coffee break--
(Cole's girl says something, whatever)...
COLE: Who is more tough-assed than you, huh? Who? Nobody, baby!
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COLE: Endo? Endo, Chen? Somebody, come in! Who the hell's shooting?
ENDO: Cole... Chen's dead.
COLE: Well, who the hell killed him?
ENDO: ...I did.
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COLE: If she moves a muscle, you drill her!
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COLE: You know, a lot of guys... it's their socks. Or their piece. Their gun, bullets, custom hollow tips. But for me, I have always sucked my luck from a bottle of champagne. I bring one with me every job.
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COLE: You don't remember, do you? I didn't at first either. We've met before. It was about five years ago, here at SD-6. Which was really rare for me, 'cause I was a freelancer but I was here. And I saw you in the coffee room. You were wearing pigtails and I asked you out. Now, I know I'm not the subtlest guy when it comes to women and I probably said something insanely inappropriate because you told me if I ever talked to you again, you'd break my kneecaps. (beat) Which just made me love you. I've thought about you these last five years. I have. Uh, just every once in a while I'd think, "I wonder whatever happened to Pigtails." And, um, what I took away from that encounter in the coffee room was the fact that you didn't want to go see some mediocre romantic comedy with me, sit in my Pontiac in the parking lot, while we talked for an hour before I made my move. You didn't want to kiss me. Remember?
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COLE: Well, you make bad choices. Yeah, you didn't want to kiss me but working for a scum bag like Sloane, that's all right by you, huh? Let me tell you something about that weasel boss of yours. He will disappoint you. And one day, and I hope to God I'm here when that day happens, you will hate him.
COLE: It was good to see you in the office again, Pigtails. I know you didn't want to kiss me, but when I was taking a hit off that bottle before? I backwashed in it. I mean, like, really big-time. See ya!
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SLOANE: "Please, sir, I can't take anymore!" Isn't that what you said to them?
COLE: Do you know how many more needles I have here, huh?
SLOANE: Isn't that what you said to them? You cried for mercy!
FGOON: Let's go!
COLE: That is NOT what happened!
FGOON: The vault's almost open!
SLOANE: You wept like a baby!
COLE: That is NOT WHAT HAPPENED!
SLOANE:
Like A LITTLE BABY!!!
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COLE: Oooh! Felt that one, didn't ya? Kickboxer, eh? I love me some kickboxers!
COLE: I got your kicks! And I got your moves. Bring it on!
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COLE: See, the problem with you kickboxers, ain't none of y'all can take a punch!
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SYDNEY: I think you're right.
Taking a punch is something I got to learn how to do.
(She kicks him in the head. Blood comes out of his mouth. Vaughn and Weiss run up. Vaughn takes her aside.)
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WEISS: If I find out that you screwed Vaughn, you do understand that your ass is mine.
HALADKI: I'm not scared of you.
WEISS: Well, you should start being scared of me.
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SYDNEY: Well, it'd better be good perfume.
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MARSHALL: (to Sydney) Hey, Sloane gave me the finger. :lol:
Alright guys, I just have to say that The Box, both parts 1 and 2, are my favorite Alias episodes... that and Phase One, and of course, I love every single episode of Alias ever made with the few exceptions of Masquerade, Snowman and Crossings.
So I HAD to put up a ton of quotes from these 2 epis - I love them, and I know there's people out there who love them as much as I do.
Quentin rocks.
