Alias_Fan0202
Cadet
ok! I can't be the only one getting it! Who else is a victim of Ali-itis? It's the result of pining too much for your favorite tv show!!!
FAQs about Ali-itis:
What are some common symptoms?
*See 47 everywhere, or numbers that are almost 47, like 74 or 58, where you subtract 1 from each number (that's my main symptom...i must see the number 47 at least 4 times a day, 7 days a week! ahhh! there it is again!)
*Flinch every time you hear the words "Sydney" or "Bristow" (that's another symptom that i have...when I was watching the Olympics, they kept referring to the Sydney olympics!!! and i kept flinching!!! and then i heard this commercial on the radio, about some guy named Joe Bristow!!!)
*Watch S1 and S2 and S3 DVDs over and over! (all weekend, yep!!! ^_^ )
*Read Alias books over and over! (yep! that's me! )
*Waited like crazy for the day when the S3 DVDs were yours! (me! me! me!)
*Is on AllAlias.com ALL the time! (every day! ^_^)
*Goes crazy when sees cool technology like fingerprint scanners or eye scanners or hand scanners!!!! (yes!!! i saw an article in the paper about those password saving fingerprint scanners! SO COOL!!! ^_^)
*There are MANY more symptoms, but the general symptoms vary from person to person.
How do I treat it?
*Well, unfortunately, there are not many treatments. The only known treatments are to give in to your Alias demands (DVDs, books, etc.) and to frequent Alias websites such as AA as often as possible.
*****URGENT UPDATE*****
There has been a breakthrough in the treatment of Ali-itis! RAMBALDI PILLS!
Says Dr. Aliasgirl47...
"ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!! while they were studied by the CIA, they were proved to have no harmful side effects, but, under careful inspection, the partakers of the pills develop side effects such as craving for un-frosted pie, loss of memory/identity, unknown stomach scars, and obsession with prophecies. If you are experiencing any of these side affects, please contact your physician immediately."
Is there a cure?
*The only cure is to hold on to sanity and wait until S5 starts. Or if you are in a country awaiting a different season, wait for it! But don't go crazy!
Are there others suffering out there with me?
*The number of Ali-itis sufferers is currently unknown. That's why this thread is here! So we can identify all the people with Ali-itis!
If you think you have it....please....LET ME KNOW I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE OUT THERE WITH THIS HORRIBLE DISEASE!!!!!! ^_^
MEMBERS OF THE ALI-ITIS SUPPORT GROUP
aka people who are brave enough to proclaim their undying love to/obsession with Alias!
1. Alias_Fan0202
2. Vaughn's Baby Girl (thought of "i suffer from ali-itis" for sig! ^_^)
3. xinli11
4. mountaineer68
5. bellasbaby
6. Sabella (thought of the list! ^_^ )
7. Natalia
8. alias_freakazoid
9. Skyligrl5
10. Alias_Freak (thought of support group! ^_^ )
11. scope
12. #1redwigfan
14. bristowbabe47
15. cute_as_candy
16. MeganGarnerBristow
17. fridolina
18. Quiet Disaster
19. Alias_Freak_47
20. sPyInThEdArK
22. fivetoesonefoot
23. cg's-gal_72689
24. Double Agent
25. luv4dogs
26. pii_lena4ever
27. Monstica
28. Tinkerbell47
29. ALiAs*syd&vaughn*
30. Bubbles
31. **Mountaineer**
32. Spirit
33. Aliasgirl47
34. secret_agent_angel
35. MargoSark
36. gucci_94
37. Soffan
38. sydney_alias_vaughn
39. mrs.marshal030791
40. Rambaldi_Follower
41. AlIaSMVLuVa
42. i'm an aliasaholic
43. StAgEpRiNcEsS
44. agentmoose
45. sd6452
46. Hired-Goon
47. UncoveringAlias
47.13. m<o>j
48. aliasgangster47
49. LilliDrew Vartan
50. Sarkasim
51. bep
52. Julesters
53. nataliethealiasfreak
54. Lemon-Krumpitz
55. Alias=Life
56. Kelly V
57. Syd_Vaughn 4ver
58. maddy28
59. xMountineer02300844x
60. undercover_spy
61. Aliasaholic47
62. syd_47
63. BlueBird015
FAQs about Ali-itis:
What are some common symptoms?
*See 47 everywhere, or numbers that are almost 47, like 74 or 58, where you subtract 1 from each number (that's my main symptom...i must see the number 47 at least 4 times a day, 7 days a week! ahhh! there it is again!)
*Flinch every time you hear the words "Sydney" or "Bristow" (that's another symptom that i have...when I was watching the Olympics, they kept referring to the Sydney olympics!!! and i kept flinching!!! and then i heard this commercial on the radio, about some guy named Joe Bristow!!!)
*Watch S1 and S2 and S3 DVDs over and over! (all weekend, yep!!! ^_^ )
*Read Alias books over and over! (yep! that's me! )
*Waited like crazy for the day when the S3 DVDs were yours! (me! me! me!)
*Is on AllAlias.com ALL the time! (every day! ^_^)
*Goes crazy when sees cool technology like fingerprint scanners or eye scanners or hand scanners!!!! (yes!!! i saw an article in the paper about those password saving fingerprint scanners! SO COOL!!! ^_^)
*There are MANY more symptoms, but the general symptoms vary from person to person.
How do I treat it?
*Well, unfortunately, there are not many treatments. The only known treatments are to give in to your Alias demands (DVDs, books, etc.) and to frequent Alias websites such as AA as often as possible.
*****URGENT UPDATE*****
There has been a breakthrough in the treatment of Ali-itis! RAMBALDI PILLS!
Says Dr. Aliasgirl47...
"ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!! while they were studied by the CIA, they were proved to have no harmful side effects, but, under careful inspection, the partakers of the pills develop side effects such as craving for un-frosted pie, loss of memory/identity, unknown stomach scars, and obsession with prophecies. If you are experiencing any of these side affects, please contact your physician immediately."
Is there a cure?
*The only cure is to hold on to sanity and wait until S5 starts. Or if you are in a country awaiting a different season, wait for it! But don't go crazy!
Are there others suffering out there with me?
*The number of Ali-itis sufferers is currently unknown. That's why this thread is here! So we can identify all the people with Ali-itis!
If you think you have it....please....LET ME KNOW I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE OUT THERE WITH THIS HORRIBLE DISEASE!!!!!! ^_^
MEMBERS OF THE ALI-ITIS SUPPORT GROUP
aka people who are brave enough to proclaim their undying love to/obsession with Alias!
1. Alias_Fan0202
2. Vaughn's Baby Girl (thought of "i suffer from ali-itis" for sig! ^_^)
3. xinli11
4. mountaineer68
5. bellasbaby
6. Sabella (thought of the list! ^_^ )
7. Natalia
8. alias_freakazoid
9. Skyligrl5
10. Alias_Freak (thought of support group! ^_^ )
11. scope
12. #1redwigfan
14. bristowbabe47
15. cute_as_candy
16. MeganGarnerBristow
17. fridolina
18. Quiet Disaster
19. Alias_Freak_47
20. sPyInThEdArK
22. fivetoesonefoot
23. cg's-gal_72689
24. Double Agent
25. luv4dogs
26. pii_lena4ever
27. Monstica
28. Tinkerbell47
29. ALiAs*syd&vaughn*
30. Bubbles
31. **Mountaineer**
32. Spirit
33. Aliasgirl47
34. secret_agent_angel
35. MargoSark
36. gucci_94
37. Soffan
38. sydney_alias_vaughn
39. mrs.marshal030791
40. Rambaldi_Follower
41. AlIaSMVLuVa
42. i'm an aliasaholic
43. StAgEpRiNcEsS
44. agentmoose
45. sd6452
46. Hired-Goon
47. UncoveringAlias
47.13. m<o>j
48. aliasgangster47
49. LilliDrew Vartan
50. Sarkasim
51. bep
52. Julesters
53. nataliethealiasfreak
54. Lemon-Krumpitz
55. Alias=Life
56. Kelly V
57. Syd_Vaughn 4ver
58. maddy28
59. xMountineer02300844x
60. undercover_spy
61. Aliasaholic47
62. syd_47
63. BlueBird015