Armageddon

[Gate]

As anyone who's watched the weather/news knows we've been having some very strange weather lately. The most of the US was bare of snow/cold weather for quite a while until they got buried under 3 inches of ice. Europe's been getting slammed with hurricane force winds and flooding resulting in numerous deaths. I think there is only one conclusion we can draw from this.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I propose a new theory to explain these strange weather patterns- I call it the Daax Effect. Via the internet his insanity manages to spread all over the world and seep from the very airwaves and wires into the world around us. I stayed up late running the calculations and a chi^2 test indicates this correlation is highly statistically significant. If we don't see HJ soon, I fear for the safety of the entire planet. May god help us all.

 

[Leo_CinVin]

I know what a chi^2 test is! And yeah, it's snowing here, got an inch and a half and just a few days ago it was 70 degree, Cali-style weather. Wtf.

 

[Luciro]

Daax, make the dinosaurs come back. That's what the human race needs. Predators.

 

[WatchMaker]

No No! Daax, strip off all your clothes and lay on the ice caps! We need a waterworld!

 

[Leo_CinVin]

Oh no where is Doc..

 

[Daax]

this is so funny to me because my friends at school did the EXACT same thing to me when stuff went bad! xD

"Dude! Make it rain. It's too sunny."

"Okay, Taylor. we need a natural disaster asap. Can we count on you?"

Okay. So you want me to get naked and lay on the dinosaurs? Or something like that...

 

[blur]

Taylor, eh?

 

[Daax]

I've said too much....

O_O

 

[Kuzzle]

Okay. So you want me to get naked and lay on the dinosaurs? Or something like that...

Have the security guards at the natural history museum in your area met you before? Because I have a feeling you'll be having a talk with them real soon.

 

[Luciro]

Now we knew how 'they' became extinct.

 

[Zink]

Taylor, eh?

Oooh, My name too!

 

[Daax]

Yeah. I hate my girly name.


You all know I'm a dude, right? O_o;

 

[Gate]

Well Daax, this is the internet and a roleplaying game website... Your title is "Dirty White Boy" but how can we really be sure?

Daax: the apocalyptic-dinosaur-humping-gender-bending-excessively-posting-legend.

 

[Daax]

shall I send a several pictures of my genitals?

 

[Gate]

Oh dear god please no. Funny thing is... this is the internet- they could be anyone's anyway. You cannot win ]

 

[blur]

Gate's right.

 

[Daax]

I could hold a sign under my nuts saying "I am Daax's nuts. lolrofl."

 

[Luciro]

There'd probably be room for a currently dated newspaper as well.

Ohhh! Weak, but ba da ching...

 

[Docmdnite]

No No! Daax, strip off all your clothes and lay on the ice caps! We need a waterworld!

hey!!!











































i like waterworld

 

[Docmdnite]

Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of Daaxian proportions.
Mayor: What do you mean, "Daaxian"?
Ray What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath-of-God type stuff.
Venkman: Exactly.
Ray: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling.
Egon: Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes...
Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave.
Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria.

fixed