John cleese's statement to america

[kellslawells]

1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up "aluminium." Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.

NEEEED... AIIIIIIRRRRRR!!!!

God that is funny! I was pissing myself thoughout the whole thing.

Some other gems include:

" There will be no more 'bleeps' in the Jerry Springer show. If you're not old enough to cope with bad language then you shouldn't have chat shows. When you learn to develop your vocabulary then you won't have to use bad language as often.

You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents. It really isn't that hard.

THANKYOU!!!

Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy.

Too good. TOO GOOD!!

 

[peanutbutter]

:sideroll: bloody hilarious

 

[i'm an aliasaholic]

Guys I have news:

go here to find out about the true origins of this article:

John Cleese's Letter to the USA

it actually has nothing to do with John Cleese! But it does have some very funnty points...