Horror Rules to survive a zombie apocalypse!

[Valentino]

If you're familiar with Zombieland you'll know the main character came up with several rules in order to survive the zombie apocalypse Let's try to come up with our own. You can see examples if the rules in the following link - feel free to use some of them but try to come up with your own!

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www.zombielandrules.com

1. Always shut the door behind you (not slowly and gently ofc, especially when you're running away)
2. Always check to see if the zombie is REALLY dead or not!
3. Always plan escape routes.

Now keep going! =p They can be serious or silly, doesn't really matter =p

 

[His Dudeness]

4. Get a kickass partner!

 

[Travis]

5. Steer clear heavily populated places.

 

[Valentino]

Edited both of yours with numbers, let's try to keep a list going :r

6. Don't be trigger happy and save ammo!

 

[His Dudeness]

7. Shoot first, question later.

 

[legendx66]

8. Do not die.

 

[Valentino]

9. Don't carry a lot of baggage.

 

[DdayDan]

#10. Trust No one ... Tolerate only.

 

[Daryl]

Here's one from the movie:

11) Check the back seat of the car

 

[Valentino]

12. Carry around a weapon like an axe, hammer, crowbar, etc - things that won't run out of ammo =p

 

[DdayDan]

#13 You can't fix dead. Just work on keeping it that way.

 

[CGNoodlePot]

14.) KEEP CALM and DONT FREAK OUT! Everyone gets killed that way.