Politics some tough questions

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TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS
Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Candidate A -- Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B -- He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college, and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C -- He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first ... no peeking, then scroll down for the response


Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. Candidate B is Winston Churchill. Candidate C is Adolph Hitler

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

If you said, "YES!" . ..you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading ...

Never be afraid to try something new ...

Remember ... Amateurs built the ark ... Professionals...built the Titanic!

And Finally ... can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: 29 have been accused of spousal abuse. 7 have been arrested for fraud. 19 have been accused of writing bad checks. 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses. 3 have done time for assault. 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit. 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges. 8 have been arrested for shoplifting. 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits. 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us .You may want to pass this on.....




btw guess what another congressman was just jailed for 100 days for murder and dui
 

November 13

The Black Beanie
I killed Beethoven :(

But I voted Winston Churchill! You can't ever pick the perfect candidate-- they are too rigorous.


Good topic GS!!!
 
Betha Bristow said:
SpongeBobSquarePants said:
:o ! You people killed BEETHOVEN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I love that guy  :mad: :(


~~Spongy!
:LOL: sorta offtopic that laugh was but it was funny
There is nothing funny about killing Beethoven :mad: ......unless it's Beethoven the dog! haha :LOL:

Two people who I will defend to my grave:

Mozart and Beethoven............nuff said -_-


~~Spongy!
 

hotpot

The Bubbly
Ha, I didn't kill Beethoven... and I knew the one that seemed perfect was Hitler bc I saw it before when I voted from him then!
 

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Jen's Best Friend
nice questions, lol i didn't kill Beethoven, he's still alive :)

but i did choose hitler tho lol

pretty surprising, too perfect can't always be true lol
 
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mystery_chick

Guest
I voted for Churchill because I know for a fact that you can never choose the perfect politian, it'll only leads to... well trouble.

I killed Beethoven! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *cries*
--mandy :angelic:
 
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